Joined armies in 2019, former Cosmic 1ic, former Coffee Force 2ic, former RFCP 3ic, former DNCP 1ic, former WAP 1ic, current PIC 2ic. Current Cosmic + WAP Legend and PIC Comrade HOF status, 6th in Best S/M HCOM at the CPAHQ Summer Awards.
Good-day Comrades! Today (or it may be yesterday depending on your timezone) we logged onto Marshmallow, Stadium to compete in our very own Fair Frenzy, a training-type event based around tactics. Although we did run into some difficulties (NUMBER NIN TEEN MOUSE IN BAKED BEANS) we did manage to max 8 during this event! Thanks to all who came and thanks to me for leading (and being in a crocodile costume, which originally wasn’t planned).
This post was written by Elizabeth a PIC 2ic & the Aria General.
Good Evening/Morning/Afternoon, I am writing this post as it was not written on the correct date, 3rd August 2021. On the said date, we battled the Post Malone Army, who maxed around two whilst we maxed around ten. Coincidentally, I am listening to Post Malone whilst writing this. That’s because his music slaps, the army doesn’t. ❤
A very sweaty Lizzie is writing this article today. Today WAS OUR FIRST BATTLE AGAINST THE POST MALONE ARMY IN THE FALL APART WAR! We fought it out in three rooms, Stadium, Iceberg and Inside Mine and the Invasion of Walrus eventually turned out in a PIC VICTORY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Big thanks to our amazing allies for attending, may the Imperial Intelligence Alliance prevail, and thanks to Cabin for pulling through whilst having an extremely upset stomach. We reached sizes of 13!! I am SUPER DUPER WUPER PROUD OF US!!!!!!!! Thank you everyone, I hope we can pull these kinds of results in our next battle and hopefully a BIGGER MAX!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hello PIC! Today several PIC members faced off in our Game Tournament, with their eyes all set on the overall prize of 10 Beanies and the “Langly is Bald” Prize – a prize made by Lizzie to reward those who win her tournaments. The slogan of the tournament was “Better than the Olympics”.
The first part of the tournament consisted of tactics, the winner was PIC! With a max of 9.
The second part of the tournament consisted of two games: Pizzatron and Cart Surfer. The results go as follows:
Pizzatron:Winner: Welp; Runner-up: Celestia
Cart Surfer: Winner: Welp; Runner-Up: Sarus
With these results in hand, the overall winner was Welp! Welp also receives the first ‘Langly is Bald’ Prize, a mention here and an extra 5 Beanies! Congratulations Welp and uncongratulations CPR for your problems halfway through the event, uncool.
Hello Comrades! It’s been a while since I have been here writing a blog post but it’s finally time I write one!
Today we logged onto the very depressing Abomiable, because why not, to host our very own Mining & Dance Contest event! After the event, we headed to the mines where some questionable things were said when giving troops instructions on how to mine..
After we did get all our clothes off and mining, the time went by extremely quickly and we headed to the nightclub for some old-fashioned Dance Contest. We kicked it off with some unfortunate news that Lizzie told everyone to go onto multiplayer and it made some people’s CPR freeze. Whoopsies! The winner ended up being an unknown person, I’m joking, it was RaiRai. We maxed around five, new world-record! Thanks everyone for attending.
This post was written by Lizzie, a PIC 4ic with 100% not knowing how to countdown experience.
Today we logged onto Wool Socks, CPR to defend our territory against PZF. We fought well with the constant ‘Multilogging’ tactics PZF were throwing at us, but unfortunately we lost 3-0 to PZF. We can’t win everything! Good job today PIC.
Hello, Lizzie here. I’m starting this post not in red but in black because this isn’t like your average PIC post. I am here simply to share my opinions and views on this problem, and it’s probably over 2,000 words so I can’t express it anywhere else. In this post there will be a contents page of what I’m going to be discussing.
Now for section 2, the Multilogging Accusations. We had suspicious and mysterious penguins log on for our CC final battle. These penguins were not in formation and they looked horrible. Immediately we had suspected we’d been ambushed, or simply raided. The penguins we not PIC soldiers to say the least, we didn’t know them from the discord. Before the earthing accusations (because he was PIC at the time and might of had some involvement in these penguins) we had no clue of earthing’s past, some of us did but the vast majority didn’t. We let it slide, not thinking about it.
Oh, and if you’re wondering what suspicious penguins were there at the battle.. Here’s a screenshot of them, provided by our lovely Maya:
We do not know who’s penguins these are, but somehow they matched up with earthing’s ip. And somehow Jemma’s, Jemma doesn’t multilog. It wouldn’t of been Jemma. Anyway, after we reported these penguins and the ips got found we demanded a rematch to make it fair. However, people thought we were clearly multilogging and didn’t give us one. PZF won the battle, and stated that we’d apparently accused them of multilogging, which didn’t happen in the most slightest.
Now onto section 3, the interesting section. The decline of the maxes. This happened because people found us apparently ‘multilogging’ and left PIC. Earthing had left, where he committed several other multilogging crimes in which became CPAM’s multilogging scandal. Somehow, PIC grew from a 8 max to a max of rarely 5. Sure, this was because of the multilogging accusations and such but how can an army how was doing so well just decrease altogether? It’s certainly something we’re all pretty interested about, it could be because people where losing interest or didn’t want to be in an army that multilogs. But behind-the-scenes people where leaving for RFCP, a place where nobody wants to go. I won’t get into detail about RFCP. A lot of stress was put on the HICOM to provide events and such for the army, and with several break days in a row it might have affected the max in a negative impact. Something we didn’t want.
Now, I’m going to end off this post by saying ‘I know you don’t want to attend events, or do recruitments or such. But we want to grow our numbers again. This army used to be splendid, I want those times to return. I’ll do anything, I’ll even schedule all my events to be recruitment events. I want this army to return strong.’
And, to end things off properly, a question to all the readers. How do you think the maxes dropped? And what are your opinions on this post? I’d love to read them.
Today we logged onto Frostbite, CPATG for a few rounds of Hide and Seek! People had really good hiding spots and we discovered some people’s favourite rooms! Thanks for coming PIC, I hope we can plan more events like this.
Note: I did in fact come late so the max pics do not have me in them, I was there don’t worry.
Editor’s note: The room where you stayed when you where out was the Iceberg, this got on my nerves as there was a big ‘X’ in the middle of it and the white colour was bugged which cause some issues for me internally. I’m fine, don’t worry! 🙂
Today we logged onto Frostbite, CPATG for an EU training event led by Lizzie and Narc! The rooms were Town, Forest and the Underground Room. I praised my rock again and we hit a max of 6 before somebody had to go! Well done PIC, we’re proud.
(Shoutout to Narc for providing us with loads of event pics, love you buddy! <3)
Hello Comrades! Today we logged onto Zipline, CPR for our Band/Guitar parade! We enjoyed going around several rooms such as the beach, cove and forest! Many of us felt a bit weird after the break days but we came back strong with a max of 6 comrades! Thanks everybody for attending and congratulations PIC for obtaining 1 recruit during this event!