People's Imperial Confederation of Club Penguin

This is an official statement by the Leadership Cabinet of the People’s Imperial Confederation

The small/medium army community is repeatedly abused and taken advantage of. In 2007, the biggest five armies banded together to decimate the smaller ones. The tyrannical monopolies tried to force their weaker opponents to surrender and shut down. Fortunately, those armies banded together and told the majors plain and simply to fuck off. If those five armies had their way in 2007, the community would be vastly different today. Imagine that, a community with just five armies?

In 2011, the Army of Club Penguin declared Operation Sour. Essentially Order 67, they declared war on several small and medium armies. Those armies banded together, held meetings, recruited, and fended off the ACP. ACP then terminated Operation Sour, claiming that it was simply to get the smaller armies motivated – be fucking for real.

How about in 2012, when the Pirates decided the small/medium community was a waste? Waterkid declared his own ‘Order 67,’ in which the Pirates scheduled countless invasions against several smaller armies. These smaller armies banded together and saved themselves through SMAC, a small army news website. Fortunately, they persevered, and after just two days, the Pirates fucked off.

What about less than a year later, when the Underground Mafias Army attempted the same as the Pirates? However, they managed to colonise several small/medium armies. Once again, the small/medium army community persevered.

We cannot forget the 2020 pandemic, which saw a surplus of small/medium armies participating in the community. The Black Ice Alliance used and colonised many of these small armies to spread their influence on the map. We witnessed voting being abused throughout the army board, along with many of these S/M armies (and their land) being absorbed by BIA armies. Though BIA attendance and influence led to these S/M armies reaching large event sizes, long term, this was beyond damaging for the S/M community, as on their own most of these armies were not sustainable. As the S/M armies shut down, it resulted in the BIA only getting bigger.

Across 2023 and the early months of 2024, there were hardly any small/medium armies. Those that existed weren’t the greatest. Even though our Confederation was lacking for some months, we worked hard. We worked hard, defeated everybody who challenged us and became a Major army. Since our incredible rise, new small and medium armies have arrived. Armies like the Aliens, Dark Pirates, and Squids have done well. Similarly, mainstay S/M armies like SWAT and Winged Hussars have been doing exceptionally recently.

However, there is a new threat to the S/M community. Secret Service has been taking advantage of struggling small/medium armies to inflate their size and the sizes of those S/Ms. It is a facade attempting to make all three armies appear larger than they truly are, and our Confederation is not so easily fooled. We have seen the true intentions of the Secret Service already through the transfer of Dark Pirates’ land to their Squids colony, followed by the shutdown and immediate merge of Dark Pirates into their nation. This is also obvious through the advisor roles held by SS leaders throughout multiple upcoming S/M armies.

Advisor in Spartans of CP

Advisor in Vanguard Penguin Federation

Sound familiar? The Secret Service has no true regard for these armies and is using them for its own personal gain. It’s only a matter of time before we see these armies absorbed by SS. Additionally, the use of their Squids colony to discretely expand their nation is why colonies have such a bad reputation. We won’t watch this happen, especially given the nature of this alliance, and the information we have received.

The Confederation has received intel that a new pact, the International United Alliance, so far made up of the Secret Service, Squids, Special Weapons and Tactics, and the Aliens, intends to target our allies, the Templars and the Army of Club Penguin. The Secret Service wanted to sign a non-aggression pact with PIC, in an obvious attempt to keep us from assisting our allies in their upcoming alliance war. The People’s Imperial Confederation had no intentions to go after the Secret Service, or any other S/M army for that matter, however, we will not stand aside as SS manipulates S/M armies into alliance wars against our allies.

The International United Alliance wanted an alliance war so that’s what they are getting.

The Sapphire Concordat, consisting of the Army of Club Penguin, People’s Imperial Confederation and Templars, hereby declares war on the Secret Service. This initiates the July Jeopardy War.

Invasion of Migrator vs. Secret Service

Friday, 12 July

2pm UK // 9am EST // 6 am PST // 9pm AWST

War Terms:

I. Allies are permitted in this conflict unless said ally’s attendance contradicts a non-aggression pact with the invading army.
II. Similarly, dual enlists are permitted. The exception to this is if the dual enlist also serves an army engaged in a non-aggression pact with the invading army.
III. Server transfers are forbidden.
IV. All Club Penguin Armies’ map rules must be followed throughout every battle in the war. This includes no large uniforms to give either side an advantage.
V. In addition, no ‘toxic’ tactics will be allowed in battle, or in the pre-room. Tactics referencing someone’s identity in any way that can be interpreted as derogatory, or offensive, are not permitted. This includes a person’s age, sex, gender identity, sexuality, race, religion, and identifiable personal information (name, address, telephone numbers, general location, etc.)
VI. War battles are to take place on Club Penguin Army Battleground.
VII. Per Club Penguin Armies map rules, the invading army must give 24 hours notice prior to an invasion taking place. Likewise, judges must be requested with 24 hours notice as well.
VIII. Club Penguin Army Battleground rules apply to all tactics across all battles in this conflict.
IX. Armies in this conflict that lose all of their land are subject to a force treaty, issued by the army that claimed their capital.
X. Armies engaged in this conflict are prohibited from merging or rebranding until this conflict is over.
XI. Any attempt to exploit loopholes will constitute a forfeit of this war. A force treaty will be applied in this case and your land surrendered.

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