Invasion of Half Pipe [Freeland]: SUCCESS

How’s it going Confederates?

Yesterday we have logged on Ascent for the invasion of Golden Troop’s ex-capital since they decided to shut down, rather fortunate for us. We’ve managed to hit the minimum amount of penguins online, ensuring us a successful invasion of Half Pipe. Thanks to all troops that participated in this invasion, and hopefully Golden Troops are very happy seeing their ex-capital get invaded by their worst enemy.

Max: 8

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Invasion of East Shoreline [Freeland]: SUCCESS

Hello, Confederates!

Today we logged onto Ascent, CPR, to invade the freeland territory of East Shoreline. To make the event a little more fun, the word tactics we used were inspired by the Spongebob Squarepants show. I would like to thank you our amazing commander LEGOMAN for his outstanding VC leading. Furthermore, thank you to all the penguins who attended this glorious and successful invasion!

Max: 7

SOLE ROOM

Your Pullout Game is Weak

Hi! We’re back!

Golden Troops published a post so our leadership took the liberty of summarizing it all for you:
“PIC broke the rules by calling Noka a pedo when he has demonstrated ill behavior towards children in the past and we also admit that we have broken rules so we’re leaving CPAN” – GT Leadership

After experiencing total defeat by the People’s Imperial Confederation in The Fall Apart War; Golden Troops have rage quit CPAN and surrendered all of their land. PIC victory!

In their poorly written post, Golden Troops state that PIC broke CPAN’s Common Terms of Engagement. Let’s look into that.

In order for that tactic (or any of our tactics) to be violating CPAN’s rules involving race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation: Golden Troops/Post Malone Army would need to admit that pedophilia is Will’s race, religion, or sexuality. Considering they’re all in denial and that’s one of the reasons why we are at war, I will assume nothing has changed. Until then however, we didn’t insult Will’s race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation because Golden Troops (and Will) have denied all claims. However, after being the bigger person we haven’t done any tactics related to Will’s actions in over a month which is why GT conveniently blacked out the date in that screenshot. Moving on.

In addition to that claim, Golden Troops state that a good portion of our victorious battles were invalid due to judging terms.

I think we can all agree that the judging terms in our declaration of war were a little too specific and difficult to abide by, we sincerely apologize to every CPAN judge for that. Throughout the entirety of the war CPAN staff has worked hard to respect our terms as much as possible so we could all be judged fairly and have a fair war. PIC were the ones who declared war with those terms though and we were happy with all of the efforts CPAN staff were making to respect our war terms, it wasn’t exactly what we wanted but it was good enough for us. There were only like three non-affiliated judges in the whole organization so it was hard to respect that specific term. Regardless of war terms CPAN is an organization and they have the right to go above war terms that are too hard to accommodate. However, PMA denied judges regardless of affiliation to the point where CPAN had to make rules limiting the amount of judge rejections per battle. It was getting ridiculous and CPAN judges worked ’round the clock to accommodate the needs and wants of both armies. However, Ice Warriors (whose members judged quite a bit of our battles) are allied with both the People’s Imperial Confederation and Golden Troops. Considering PMA was a proxy full of dual enlisted GT troops, we consider Ice Warriors’ judging to be neutral. The only reason PMA/GT are mad about this term is because it’s just something for them to whine about. If they had been declared the victors of those mentioned battles then they wouldn’t be complaining about affiliated judges. This is only being brought up in an attempt to invalidate our victory.

Even if we did invalidate each of the listed battles though, the People’s Imperial Confederation would still be the winners of the Fall Apart War with a war score of 5-2. So, Golden Troops your argument is invalid anyways.

Instead of facing our army head on and battling us, Golden Troops have put all of their war efforts into whining, complaining, and finding ways out of this war. That is their legacy and how they will be remembered when people think back to The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope. GT/PMA had every opportunity to battle us, schedule invasions, and use allies if necessary but they chose to complain instead; and in the end it was their downfall as an army.

As the Golden Troops flee from the CPAN map, the People’s Imperial Confederation accepts their surrender and claim victory of The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope with a combined war score of 15-2.

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The Treaty of Fool’s Gold

Due to the surrender of Golden Troops in The War of Rusting Hope, Golden Troops is sentenced to a force treaty.

1.) The Golden Troops must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement) (wait you already did)
2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops from the beginning of this war on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army.
3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops amidst this war since the declaration on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory.
4.) This treaty will follow Golden Troops regardless of any possible merges, colonizations, name changes, etc.
5.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022
6.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other.
7.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 6.

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Force treaties are forced for a reason and we don’t need Golden Troops approval. Unfortunately for Golden Troops, this major loss will follow them wherever they end up. Their surrender is pathetic, laughable and they look like jokes and sore losers. Easy win for us!

For The People!!

Better Now

On July 30th, 2021 the Imperial Intelligence Alliance declared a state of total war against the Golden Troops and their proxy, Post Malone Army. After strong tensions due to the abrupt end of PIC’s alliance with Golden Troops, our Confederation sought vengeance on behalf of the treachery demonstrated by the Golden Troops. Our army fought valiantly alongside our beloved allies until we commenced a war of our own against the Golden Troops, assuming a position of war against two armies at once. After over a month of constant war, the People’s Imperial Confederation have been declared the victors of the Fall Apart War against Post Malone Army.

Despite losing tremendously throughout the entirety of the war, and no showing to over half the battles: Post Malone Army spent most of their time attempting to find loopholes to avoid this war and their inevitable defeat. CPAN was forced to create new judging rules due to PMA’s constant rejections of judges to avoid battles, Golden Troops began invading PMA territory believing it would change the outcome of the war. Most recently however, Golden Troops invaded their own proxy’s capital and shut down the army believing it would get them out of a PIC force treaty. The People’s Imperial Confederation however takes pride in each of PMA’s attempts to avoid us, using their failed efforts as proof of our strength and diligence. Ultimately, each of their attempts to avoid defeat backfired with CPAN granting a PIC victory with a war score of 10-1, subjecting Post Malone Army to a force treaty.

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The Treaty of the Postal Confederation

Due to the successful invasion of the Post Malone Army’s capital, Eastern Shoreline amidst the raging Fall Apart War, as per Club Penguin Army Network war rules the Post Malone Army is sentenced to a force treaty. We understand PMA is shutdown. We have received clarification and permission from CPAN staff to proceed with this force treaty.

1.) The Post Malone Army must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement)
2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Post Malone Army from the beginning of this war on July 30, 2021 to its shutdown are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Post Malone Army are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army.
3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Post Malone Army amidst this war since the declaration on July 30, 2021 are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Post Malone Army are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory.
4.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022
5.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other.
6.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 5.
7.) Kattle must refrain from whining for the duration of the treaty. The term “whining” shall be interpreted by the People’s Imperial Confederation leadership. If broken Kattle is to submit a sincere public apology.

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Despite PIC winning this war fair and square, PMA leadership still seems to think a force treaty is optional and can be ignored.

And to think they called PIC sore losers

Our war against the Golden Troops will continue, with The Fall Apart War forever serving as a blatant reminder to Golden Troops of their proxy’s complete and total defeat against the People’s Imperial Confederation. As Golden Troops reside with over 20 servers left on the CPAN map, I hope The Fall Apart War truly demonstrates PMA/GT’s absolute disrespect and disregard for war terms and organization rules. There is no room for arrogance when your army can’t max more than five for an invasion: play by the rules or don’t play at all.

Until Next Time! (There will be a next time)

Defense of Pine Needles [SUCCESS!]

Hey Comrades!

Today we logged onto Ascent, CPR to defend our land against the Golden Troops! Due to our enemies not having at least 5 members online (Sad!) , we successfully defended Pine Needles! Everyone did so well and I’m so proud! Thank you so much to everyone who attended!

Max 14

Until Next Time!

Chairwoman
Legend
Commander-in-Chief

CP Rewritten: September 2021 Penguin Catalogue Hidden Item Guide!

How’s it going, Confederates?

Recently, Club Penguin Rewritten have released their latest September Penguin Style catalog, and within it many new items, custom items, a lot of secrets. And with it, intruduced a new page that will be changed every couple of catalogs, Wigs. This catalog is themed for the upcoming party ‘The Fair‘ soon this september, so I will be giving you a showcase of all the new items, an revealing all the hidden secret items within it.

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Invasion of Migrator: SUCCESS

Hello, Confederates!

Today we logged onto Ascent, Club Penguin Rewritten, to invade Migrator from the Golden Troops, who, like earlier in the day, did not show up to defend their land. Due to their absence, we were named the battle’s victor and ended up adding Migrator to our inventory of land. We maxed 14 at this invasion. Thank you to everyone who attended!

Starting Room

Sole Room

Invasion of Southern Lights [Success]

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Today, September 4, 2021, we logged on the server Ascent for the a stupendous invasion against our enemies the Golden Troops. This battle once again resulted in a glorious triumph for our grand army, this invasion left us with a total warscore of 12-2-0.. A massive thank you to all of the fantastic and loyal troops that assisted us in our endeavors. For the People!

Max: 15

Starting Room

Sole Room: PIC

For the People!

LEGOMAN
Premier of the Congress of Soviets
Commander-In-Chief

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A Man Has Fallen into a WAR in LEGO City

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Henceforth from September 2, 2021 at 7:22PM EST, the People’s Imperial Confederation officially declare WAR on the LEGOMAN ARMY HOO RAH!

This was is due to the heinous LEGOMAN ARMY HOO RAH! poaching our legends and staff, by giving leader to the likes of joeyjumanji, Sidie9 and KenH3c. Also, they utilize a GoDaddy domain, and there is no scenario where that is ethically okay. Those dastardly scoundrels! Despite this essential war, we mean no hard feelings to the delightful vspjimbo, and hope that this does not strain his relationship with his grandson. This war shall henceforth be known as the Repugnant Rebrickable Roundup.

War Terms

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and LEGOMAN ARMY HOORAH!. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and LEGOMAN ARMY HOORAH!. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on LEGOMAN ARMY HOORAH! until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.

  • Server transfers are hereby frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.

  • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.

  • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
  • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).

  • All battles will count towards a total war score.

  • All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes
  • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat
  • Signed,