BREAKING NEWS: PIC WINS WAR VS SWAT

Posted on February 19, 2025 by 54xrules

Greetings Confederates. Commander-in-Chief 54x here reporting in. I come to you with great news on behalf of PIC leadership. As of yesterday, February 18th, 2025, I hereby both declare and recognize the great People’s Imperial Confederation as the victors of Operation: Laughing to the Bank versus the evil Special Weapons and Tactics.

SWAT has shown us that they are weak and pathetic. While PIC continuously showed out in numbers in something as pointless as a mapless war, SWAT showed their cowardice by refusing to attend the events. Let us not forget the multiple times early in the war where SWAT leadership, if you can even call that dysfunctional mess a real leadership team, announced to the server to log on only to quickly back track it once they knew they couldn’t win against our forces. Five or so no-shows later and here we are, PICtorious in war. Let us soak in this victory but do not dwindle, for we have big plans ahead.

I am proud of the efforts of our troops and staff to come to each event as well as the occasional ally, particularly from the great Army of Club Penguin. It is the efforts of our wonderful nation and its supporters that made this and many other victories possible. On behalf of the PIC leadership group, well done. You showed SWAT that we, unlike them, will never back down from a fight. Patriots of Beanie, the motherland, both present and past, salute you.

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In other news, expect a massive announcement coming soon regarding our great nation and empire. A deal is being finalized with PIC ally, ACP, that Commander-in-Chief 54x calls, quote, “the biggest deal in history, probably ever, and believe me, I know big deals.” These comments are in regards to a pending land deal between the People’s Imperial Confederation and the Army of Club Penguin that will see an undisclosed amount of land transferred to PIC’s empire.

This is rather exciting as with the ACP having defeated the Doritos in their war, they came into possession of land stolen from PIC by the orange devil. It is likely that historical servers are going to be returned to the Confederation’s rightful ownership. More details to come, so stay tuned Confederates!

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Until next time, stay vigilant troops. This war against SWAT was a great victory for PIC, but there is more work to be done. For the People! Long live the Confederation! This is 54x, signing off!

On behalf of Commander-in-Chiefs Saber, Scars, and 54x, as well as Leader in Training Villa and Second in Command Armenzia, we salute you all.