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PIC STANDS WITH UKRAINE

HELLO CONFEDERATES! I come to you with an URGENT message! Yes, that’s right, we are bringing back the geopolitical culture in PIC that has been dead for FAR too long my brothers and sisters. NO this is NOT a virtue signaling post but rather one to open your eyes. You’re all far too comfortable living in your own little bubbles and ignoring what’s going on in the world. OPEN YOUR EYES!

I speak for the very values PIC was founded on when I say we stand entirely with Ukraine and against foreign dictators invading sovereign territories, killing men women and children, and kidnapping little kids in order to “Russianize” them. Just as PIC has stood with Palestine against Israel’s genocidal regime, we stand with Ukraine against Russia and against Clown-in-Chief of the US, Donald Trump.

First off, if you were one of the 77 million brain dead fucks in America who voted for this orange aristocrat thinking a fucking BILLIONAIRE would help the average American, leave the PIC server and kindly fuck off never to be seen again. Secondly, if you think Donald Trump gives a damn about foreign policy or the economy, you’re as dumb as one of the many US-taxpayer-dollar-funded bombs Israel drops on Palestinian orphanages. America first, says Trump, as he kisses the ass of “President” Vladimir Putin. Make no mistake people, America first = Russia and Israel first.

Donald Trump has no love for his country, peace, or democracy. He only cares about that shiny desk in the Oval Office, that paycheck, and of course his boyfriend in Russia, Putin. While I applaud Trump for being the second openly gay president of the United States (look up James Buchanan for the first. Don’t believe me? Really! Look it up!) and representing the LGBTQ+ community, he could’ve picked a better boyfriend.

PIC will always continue to stand for peace and freedom and therefore we side with Ukraine and against Russia and the Trump administration. If any of you a Russian bots and Trump supporters, please get the fuck outta the server. Doing so will result in a MASSIVE increase in the server’s collective IQ. Please though seriously, PIC test scores have been lacking recently ever since they let two former DCPers lead this army (me and Scars, whoops)!

Anyway folks, that’s all for today. I hope you have enjoyed this geopolitical shitpost where I comedically did a poor job of hiding my political views in a silly little haha funny website blog. Long live Ukraine, long live PIC. FOR THE PEOPLE!

One Response

  1. This is easily the most based thing I’ve read all week, but I agree with this post in its entirety

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