Invasion of East Shoreline [Freeland]: SUCCESS

Hello, Confederates!

Today we logged onto Ascent, CPR, to invade the freeland territory of East Shoreline. To make the event a little more fun, the word tactics we used were inspired by the Spongebob Squarepants show. I would like to thank you our amazing commander LEGOMAN for his outstanding VC leading. Furthermore, thank you to all the penguins who attended this glorious and successful invasion!

Max: 7

SOLE ROOM

CP Rewritten: September 2021 Penguin Catalogue Hidden Item Guide!

How’s it going, Confederates?

Recently, Club Penguin Rewritten have released their latest September Penguin Style catalog, and within it many new items, custom items, a lot of secrets. And with it, intruduced a new page that will be changed every couple of catalogs, Wigs. This catalog is themed for the upcoming party ‘The Fair‘ soon this september, so I will be giving you a showcase of all the new items, an revealing all the hidden secret items within it.

Continue reading “CP Rewritten: September 2021 Penguin Catalogue Hidden Item Guide!”

Invasion of Southern Lights [Success]

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Today, September 4, 2021, we logged on the server Ascent for the a stupendous invasion against our enemies the Golden Troops. This battle once again resulted in a glorious triumph for our grand army, this invasion left us with a total warscore of 12-2-0.. A massive thank you to all of the fantastic and loyal troops that assisted us in our endeavors. For the People!

Max: 15

Starting Room

Sole Room: PIC

For the People!

LEGOMAN
Premier of the Congress of Soviets
Commander-In-Chief

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A Man Has Fallen into a WAR in LEGO City

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Henceforth from September 2, 2021 at 7:22PM EST, the People’s Imperial Confederation officially declare WAR on the LEGOMAN ARMY HOO RAH!

This was is due to the heinous LEGOMAN ARMY HOO RAH! poaching our legends and staff, by giving leader to the likes of joeyjumanji, Sidie9 and KenH3c. Also, they utilize a GoDaddy domain, and there is no scenario where that is ethically okay. Those dastardly scoundrels! Despite this essential war, we mean no hard feelings to the delightful vspjimbo, and hope that this does not strain his relationship with his grandson. This war shall henceforth be known as the Repugnant Rebrickable Roundup.

War Terms

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and LEGOMAN ARMY HOORAH!. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and LEGOMAN ARMY HOORAH!. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on LEGOMAN ARMY HOORAH! until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.

  • Server transfers are hereby frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.

  • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.

  • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
  • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).

  • All battles will count towards a total war score.

  • All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes
  • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat
  • Signed,

    I Hear Them Marching…

    Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

    Today we address a concern long overdue. The Club Penguin Army Network has recently taken it upon themselves to do anything in their power to ignore our various pleas in regards to utilizing the NewCP Club Penguin Private Server. I wish I could say this is the only time the People’s Imperial Confederation has been negatively targeted by the likes of the Club Penguin Army Network, but it goes much deeper than this sole occurrence. Our creator, the lovely Sidie9, was falsely and baselessly accused of being Mansionz, a Sidie’s Rangers leader that spewed vulgar tactics amidst a war battle between our estranged nations. The administration of the Club Penguin Army Network connected these two individuals together seemingly though one sole invite the the Rebel Penguin Federation, which is hardly evidence, and honestly makes them look gullible. I, myself, LEGOMAN, have also fallen victim to targeting on the behalf of the Club Penguin Army Network, as I was banned from their server without any explanation delivered to myself or the moderation team, as even the head moderators were left in the dark on my removal from the server. I was later unbanned, and Sidie9 was later proven innocent, but the fact that these heinous actions were taken with no apologies being issued in my circumstance is absolutely bogus. This is not how I assumed a such a reputable league would be acting.

    In regards to this NewCP issue, every single leader of the People’s Imperial Confederation views this to be preposterous, as we have no way of confirming the safety of this Club Penguin Private Server. We possess a large amount of young troops within our army, and while the Golden Troops may be willing to potentially sacrifice safety, we are not willing to stoop that low over a penguin war.

    I have also used my new media organization the Club Penguin Army Outreach to conduct a poll Do you trust CP Private Servers (eg. CPR/NewCP) with your private information? This poll received thirty-three votes for no and only one singular vote for yes. If the majority of the community looks upon these Club Penguin Private Servers with such scrutiny, why should we be forced into making our young troops download this unreliable content to their computers and potentially put themselves at risk. Considering that the administration was willing to allow us to go on this suspicious client, because it is in a “grey area” of sorts, then I assume if we, the People’s Imperial Confederation, were to additionally find a “grey area” of sorts for ourselves, it would be alright. Especially when the precedent is set of allowing “grey areas” in certain circumstances.

    As a result of our civil conversations, F6sixer, a league administrator left our valid concerns unattended to and departed from the group chat we had created to address these concerns. His solution: “I’m also gonna suggest talking it over with Kattle to solve your CPPS issue.” When has it ever been logical to send two warring armies to negotiate with each other over something that will obviously not be resolved.

    Thus, as of August 30, 2021, the People’s Imperial Confederation hereby decree we will be updating our war terms to include the clause of “All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes.” This clause seeks to ensure nothing more than safety, and adding clauses to war declarations is not prohibited by the Club Penguin Army Network’s army rules. If this is objected, it goes against the very prospect of safety in a community designed for people to enjoy themselves, so please do not object at the risk of looking foolish. Be safe.

    The Revised War Terms

    • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and Golden Troops. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
    • Server transfers are hereby frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
    • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.
    • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
    • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).
    • All battles will count towards a total war score.
    • All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes
    • Kattle cannot whine in army leaders chat, this term is subject to the beliefs of the People’s Imperial Confederation’s Commanders to decipher what qualifies as “whining” (term is subject to negotiation because her whining is quite entertaining)
    • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat

    Signed,,

    Defense of Mittens [Success]

    Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

    Today, August 28, 2021, we logged on the server Abominable for the a massive defense against our enemies the Golden Troops. This battle once again resulted in a stellar victory for our historic army, this outcome left us with a total warscore of 9-2-0.. A huge thank you to all of the phenomenal troops that attended for us today. For the People!

    Max: 11

    Starting Room

    First Room: PIC

    Second Room: Tie

    Third Room: PIC

    For the People!

    LEGOMAN
    Premier of the Congress of Soviets
    Commander-In-Chief

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    Invasion of Arctic: Success

    Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

    Today, August 25, 2021, we logged on the server Ascent for the a massive invasion against our enemies the Post Malone Army. This battle once again resulted in a victory for our glorious army, this outcome left us with a total warscore of 8-1-0.. A humongous thank you to all of the fantastic and committed soldiers that attended for us today. For the People!

    Max: 15

    Starting Room

    Sole Room: PIC

    For the People!

    LEGOMAN
    Premier of the Congress of Soviets
    Commander-In-Chief

    War Again? No Way!

    WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT! LOOK AWAY YOUNG ONES!

    Attention to the people: Sidie’s Rangers have time and time again displayed a pattern of disrespectful and ungrateful behavior towards their loving and supportive colonizers (us). I, the unfathomably muscular, PIC tyrant, LEGOMAN received a rather unsettling direct message from Sidie’s Rangers Governor General, Mansionz after arriving back from my one-thousand pound deadlift session. The direct message is shown below:

    Pitiful.

    I was also approached by Sidie’s Rangers Governor General, Doctor Mine Turtle himself, whomst reposted my beautiful essay about the Fire Warriors and turned it into a copypasta:

    This is no way to repay their loving and hospitable colonizers. As soon as my gorgeous eyes caught a glimpse of the utter disrespect showcased in that very screenshot I decided there was only one course of action. WAR. I approached the Congress of Soviets with a masterful plan to turn our joke invasion of Sidie’s Rangers into a real invasion, with real consequences. Tonight we march on our old colony with the utmost urgency and force. We shall reclaim what is rightfully ours and vanquish all freeloaders. In short, the People’s Imperial Confederation officially renounce our colonization of the Sidie’s Rangers, and declare WAR on the Sidie’s Rangers. This war shall be known as the War of Reintegration.

    The war name is self explanatory.

    • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and Sidie’s Rangers
    • Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
    • Server transfers are hereby frozen.
    • Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
    • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.
    • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
    • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).
    • Tactics that target any leader of either army in an offensive/egregious manner are forbidden.
    • All battles will count towards a total war score.
    • Sidie’s Rangers cannot hoot until further notice.
    • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat, a force treaty as well as the transfer of all servers from the offending army to the opponent.

    Challengers Cup 2 Semi-Finals: Victory

    Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

    Today, August 18, 2021, we logged on the server Abominable for the massive Challengers Cup 2 tournament hosted by the Club Penguin Army Headquarters. In this extremely intense battle we were pitted against the Secret Service, and ended the event with a 1-0-2 victory in our favor. A humongous thank you to all of the stellar and committed troops that attended for us today. For the People!

    Max: 18

    Starting Room

    Room One: Tie

    Room Two: PIC

    Room Three: Tie

    For the People!

    LEGOMAN
    Commander-In-Chief

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