Invasion of Puddle: SUCCESS

Hello Confederates! Today we logged onto Ascent, Club Penguin Rewritten, to battle the Post Malone Army, who, in the end, did not show up. We maxed an ASTOUNDING 20 penguins today! Thank you to everyone who attended this glorious invasion, and I hope you had a great time!


“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” – Audrey Hepburn

STARTING ROOM

SOLE ROOM

I Hear Them Marching…

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Today we address a concern long overdue. The Club Penguin Army Network has recently taken it upon themselves to do anything in their power to ignore our various pleas in regards to utilizing the NewCP Club Penguin Private Server. I wish I could say this is the only time the People’s Imperial Confederation has been negatively targeted by the likes of the Club Penguin Army Network, but it goes much deeper than this sole occurrence. Our creator, the lovely Sidie9, was falsely and baselessly accused of being Mansionz, a Sidie’s Rangers leader that spewed vulgar tactics amidst a war battle between our estranged nations. The administration of the Club Penguin Army Network connected these two individuals together seemingly though one sole invite the the Rebel Penguin Federation, which is hardly evidence, and honestly makes them look gullible. I, myself, LEGOMAN, have also fallen victim to targeting on the behalf of the Club Penguin Army Network, as I was banned from their server without any explanation delivered to myself or the moderation team, as even the head moderators were left in the dark on my removal from the server. I was later unbanned, and Sidie9 was later proven innocent, but the fact that these heinous actions were taken with no apologies being issued in my circumstance is absolutely bogus. This is not how I assumed a such a reputable league would be acting.

In regards to this NewCP issue, every single leader of the People’s Imperial Confederation views this to be preposterous, as we have no way of confirming the safety of this Club Penguin Private Server. We possess a large amount of young troops within our army, and while the Golden Troops may be willing to potentially sacrifice safety, we are not willing to stoop that low over a penguin war.

I have also used my new media organization the Club Penguin Army Outreach to conduct a poll Do you trust CP Private Servers (eg. CPR/NewCP) with your private information? This poll received thirty-three votes for no and only one singular vote for yes. If the majority of the community looks upon these Club Penguin Private Servers with such scrutiny, why should we be forced into making our young troops download this unreliable content to their computers and potentially put themselves at risk. Considering that the administration was willing to allow us to go on this suspicious client, because it is in a “grey area” of sorts, then I assume if we, the People’s Imperial Confederation, were to additionally find a “grey area” of sorts for ourselves, it would be alright. Especially when the precedent is set of allowing “grey areas” in certain circumstances.

As a result of our civil conversations, F6sixer, a league administrator left our valid concerns unattended to and departed from the group chat we had created to address these concerns. His solution: “I’m also gonna suggest talking it over with Kattle to solve your CPPS issue.” When has it ever been logical to send two warring armies to negotiate with each other over something that will obviously not be resolved.

Thus, as of August 30, 2021, the People’s Imperial Confederation hereby decree we will be updating our war terms to include the clause of “All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes.” This clause seeks to ensure nothing more than safety, and adding clauses to war declarations is not prohibited by the Club Penguin Army Network’s army rules. If this is objected, it goes against the very prospect of safety in a community designed for people to enjoy themselves, so please do not object at the risk of looking foolish. Be safe.

The Revised War Terms

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and Golden Troops. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
  • Server transfers are hereby frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
  • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.
  • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
  • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).
  • All battles will count towards a total war score.
  • All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes
  • Kattle cannot whine in army leaders chat, this term is subject to the beliefs of the People’s Imperial Confederation’s Commanders to decipher what qualifies as “whining” (term is subject to negotiation because her whining is quite entertaining)
  • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat

Signed,,

Invasion of Jack Frost: Success

Hey People’s Imperial Confederation!

I hope you’ve all had an amazing Sunday! Earlier today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten for our invasion of GT’s Jack Frost! After yet again another no-show from Golden Troops, we successfully invaded Jack Frost with a max of 18 penguins, officially changing our war score to 10-2! PIC has demonstrated endless amounts of strength and team-work throughout this war and I can’t wait to see what more we accomplish.

Max 18
Starting Room: Iceberg

First and Only Room: Inside Mine

Until Next Time!

Chairwoman & Commander-in-Chief

Defense of Mittens [Success]

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Today, August 28, 2021, we logged on the server Abominable for the a massive defense against our enemies the Golden Troops. This battle once again resulted in a stellar victory for our historic army, this outcome left us with a total warscore of 9-2-0.. A huge thank you to all of the phenomenal troops that attended for us today. For the People!

Max: 11

Starting Room

First Room: PIC

Second Room: Tie

Third Room: PIC

For the People!

LEGOMAN
Premier of the Congress of Soviets
Commander-In-Chief

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[AUSIA] Cancelled Invasion Becomes Training

Hey People’s Imperial Confederation!

A couple of days ago (sorry for the late post!) we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten, expecting to invade more land from the Post Malone/Golden Troop conglomerate. It was cancelled due to a shortage of CP Army Network judges, who could have guessed? Alas, we decided to continue our event as an unscheduled training. Thank you to those who attended and provided pictures, be sure to attend the upcoming Defense of Jack Frost vs GT tomorrow at 4PM EST!

Max: 13


Until next time!

Creator and First Secretary

Invasion of Arctic: Success

Attention Peoples Imperial Confederation:

Today, August 25, 2021, we logged on the server Ascent for the a massive invasion against our enemies the Post Malone Army. This battle once again resulted in a victory for our glorious army, this outcome left us with a total warscore of 8-1-0.. A humongous thank you to all of the fantastic and committed soldiers that attended for us today. For the People!

Max: 15

Starting Room

Sole Room: PIC

For the People!

LEGOMAN
Premier of the Congress of Soviets
Commander-In-Chief

War Again? No Way!

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT! LOOK AWAY YOUNG ONES!

Attention to the people: Sidie’s Rangers have time and time again displayed a pattern of disrespectful and ungrateful behavior towards their loving and supportive colonizers (us). I, the unfathomably muscular, PIC tyrant, LEGOMAN received a rather unsettling direct message from Sidie’s Rangers Governor General, Mansionz after arriving back from my one-thousand pound deadlift session. The direct message is shown below:

Pitiful.

I was also approached by Sidie’s Rangers Governor General, Doctor Mine Turtle himself, whomst reposted my beautiful essay about the Fire Warriors and turned it into a copypasta:

This is no way to repay their loving and hospitable colonizers. As soon as my gorgeous eyes caught a glimpse of the utter disrespect showcased in that very screenshot I decided there was only one course of action. WAR. I approached the Congress of Soviets with a masterful plan to turn our joke invasion of Sidie’s Rangers into a real invasion, with real consequences. Tonight we march on our old colony with the utmost urgency and force. We shall reclaim what is rightfully ours and vanquish all freeloaders. In short, the People’s Imperial Confederation officially renounce our colonization of the Sidie’s Rangers, and declare WAR on the Sidie’s Rangers. This war shall be known as the War of Reintegration.

The war name is self explanatory.

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and Sidie’s Rangers
  • Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
  • Server transfers are hereby frozen.
  • Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
  • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.
  • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
  • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).
  • Tactics that target any leader of either army in an offensive/egregious manner are forbidden.
  • All battles will count towards a total war score.
  • Sidie’s Rangers cannot hoot until further notice.
  • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat, a force treaty as well as the transfer of all servers from the offending army to the opponent.

PIC Invasion of PMA’s Foggy Rock [SUCCESS]

Hello Comrades!

In yet another battle of what has been a victorious war for the Confederation, we invaded Post Malone Army’s Foggy Rock with a max of 13 penguins! Post Malone Army no-showed (Again!) because they were intimated by Sidie9’s Golden Troops Legend status and Legoman’s biceps. Get well soon PMA!

Shoutout to Legoman for capturing our stunning victory with this incredible photo (it was the only one).

Until Next Time!

PIC Chairwoman and Commander-in-Chief

Challengers Cup 2 Grand Finals: Our Flame Never Dies

Hello People’s Imperial Confederation!

In the absence of Commanders-in-Chief Shallissa and Legoman I find myself once more sitting before my laptop screen at four in the morning. Here I was, leading this army once again in the Grand Finale of the Challengers Cup 2, just as I had in the original Challengers Cup last year. We the Confederation, dauntless and powerful, logged on in an attempt to seize the trophy despite the loss of Shallissa’s wisdom and Legoman’s ginormous biceps.

We fought valiantly and remained a stalwart in opposition to our ally, the Fire Warriors. I cannot praise our performance enough. I am proud of every single one of you and none of you should ever forget what we have achieved. We are perhaps the most significant S/M army of the CPPS army era, among the likes of the Pizza Federation and others, and today we proved why that is the case. We wouldn’t be such an amazing community without all of you.

We went head to head with FW and performed phenomenally. Thank you to Supreme for assistance in leading, as well as those who helped to relay my tactics from the voice channel into text. Both sides acknowledged that the battle was far closer than the 3-0 loss decision made by the judges. Contesting the score would be futile as I believe FW deserve this victory wholeheartedly, congratulations to our amazing allies! They have progressed so much over the past year and are deserving of recognition for their efforts.

This is not the end. Thank you to the entire army for letting me lead you in battle once more. I cherish every single one of you. The rise continues. Viva Victory, Imperatoria!

Max: 19

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Until next time!

Creator and First Secretary