Hi! We’re back!
Golden Troops published a post so our leadership took the liberty of summarizing it all for you:
“PIC broke the rules by calling Noka a pedo when he has demonstrated ill behavior towards children in the past and we also admit that we have broken rules so we’re leaving CPAN” – GT Leadership
After experiencing total defeat by the People’s Imperial Confederation in The Fall Apart War; Golden Troops have rage quit CPAN and surrendered all of their land. PIC victory!
In their poorly written post, Golden Troops state that PIC broke CPAN’s Common Terms of Engagement. Let’s look into that.
In order for that tactic (or any of our tactics) to be violating CPAN’s rules involving race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation: Golden Troops/Post Malone Army would need to admit that pedophilia is Will’s race, religion, or sexuality. Considering they’re all in denial and that’s one of the reasons why we are at war, I will assume nothing has changed. Until then however, we didn’t insult Will’s race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation because Golden Troops (and Will) have denied all claims. However, after being the bigger person we haven’t done any tactics related to Will’s actions in over a month which is why GT conveniently blacked out the date in that screenshot. Moving on.
In addition to that claim, Golden Troops state that a good portion of our victorious battles were invalid due to judging terms.
I think we can all agree that the judging terms in our declaration of war were a little too specific and difficult to abide by, we sincerely apologize to every CPAN judge for that. Throughout the entirety of the war CPAN staff has worked hard to respect our terms as much as possible so we could all be judged fairly and have a fair war. PIC were the ones who declared war with those terms though and we were happy with all of the efforts CPAN staff were making to respect our war terms, it wasn’t exactly what we wanted but it was good enough for us. There were only like three non-affiliated judges in the whole organization so it was hard to respect that specific term. Regardless of war terms CPAN is an organization and they have the right to go above war terms that are too hard to accommodate. However, PMA denied judges regardless of affiliation to the point where CPAN had to make rules limiting the amount of judge rejections per battle. It was getting ridiculous and CPAN judges worked ’round the clock to accommodate the needs and wants of both armies. However, Ice Warriors (whose members judged quite a bit of our battles) are allied with both the People’s Imperial Confederation and Golden Troops. Considering PMA was a proxy full of dual enlisted GT troops, we consider Ice Warriors’ judging to be neutral. The only reason PMA/GT are mad about this term is because it’s just something for them to whine about. If they had been declared the victors of those mentioned battles then they wouldn’t be complaining about affiliated judges. This is only being brought up in an attempt to invalidate our victory.
Even if we did invalidate each of the listed battles though, the People’s Imperial Confederation would still be the winners of the Fall Apart War with a war score of 5-2. So, Golden Troops your argument is invalid anyways.
Instead of facing our army head on and battling us, Golden Troops have put all of their war efforts into whining, complaining, and finding ways out of this war. That is their legacy and how they will be remembered when people think back to The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope. GT/PMA had every opportunity to battle us, schedule invasions, and use allies if necessary but they chose to complain instead; and in the end it was their downfall as an army.
As the Golden Troops flee from the CPAN map, the People’s Imperial Confederation accepts their surrender and claim victory of The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope with a combined war score of 15-2.
The Treaty of Fool’s Gold
Due to the surrender of Golden Troops in The War of Rusting Hope, Golden Troops is sentenced to a force treaty.
1.) The Golden Troops must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement) (wait you already did)
2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops from the beginning of this war on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army.
3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops amidst this war since the declaration on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory.
4.) This treaty will follow Golden Troops regardless of any possible merges, colonizations, name changes, etc.
5.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022
6.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other.
7.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 6.
Force treaties are forced for a reason and we don’t need Golden Troops approval. Unfortunately for Golden Troops, this major loss will follow them wherever they end up. Their surrender is pathetic, laughable and they look like jokes and sore losers. Easy win for us!
For The People!!