Today our lovely 2ic Lizzie logged us on for our Purple Takeover event. She led incredibly in our voice chat as we dressed in our favorite purple outfits. Thank you so much to everyone who attended, and a special thanks to Lizzie for leading and Cabin for hyping the chat!
Today we logged on to Ascent, Town for our Propeller Parade! This event was so much fun and a huge success with 14 members in attendance. I’d like to welcome our new recruit MoonDust107 who joined us during our event today! Make sure to tell them how awesome they are. I hope you all have a good rest of your day!
Golden Troops published a post so our leadership took the liberty of summarizing it all for you: “PIC broke the rules by calling Noka a pedo when he has demonstrated ill behavior towards children in the past and we also admit that we have broken rules so we’re leaving CPAN” – GT Leadership
After experiencing total defeat by the People’s Imperial Confederation in The Fall Apart War; Golden Troops have rage quit CPAN and surrendered all of their land. PIC victory!
In their poorly written post, Golden Troops state that PIC broke CPAN’s Common Terms of Engagement. Let’s look into that.
In order for that tactic (or any of our tactics) to be violating CPAN’s rules involving race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation: Golden Troops/Post Malone Army would need to admit that pedophilia is Will’s race, religion, or sexuality. Considering they’re all in denial and that’s one of the reasons why we are at war, I will assume nothing has changed. Until then however, we didn’t insult Will’s race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation because Golden Troops (and Will) have denied all claims. However, after being the bigger person we haven’t done any tactics related to Will’s actions in over a month which is why GT conveniently blacked out the date in that screenshot. Moving on.
In addition to that claim, Golden Troops state that a good portion of our victorious battles were invalid due to judging terms.
I think we can all agree that the judging terms in our declaration of war were a little too specific and difficult to abide by, we sincerely apologize to every CPAN judge for that. Throughout the entirety of the war CPAN staff has worked hard to respect our terms as much as possible so we could all be judged fairly and have a fair war. PIC were the ones who declared war with those terms though and we were happy with all of the efforts CPAN staff were making to respect our war terms, it wasn’t exactly what we wanted but it was good enough for us. There were only like three non-affiliated judges in the whole organization so it was hard to respect that specific term. Regardless of war terms CPAN is an organization and they have the right to go above war terms that are too hard to accommodate. However, PMA denied judges regardless of affiliation to the point where CPAN had to make rules limiting the amount of judge rejections per battle. It was getting ridiculous and CPAN judges worked ’round the clock to accommodate the needs and wants of both armies. However, Ice Warriors (whose members judged quite a bit of our battles) are allied with both the People’s Imperial Confederation and Golden Troops. Considering PMA was a proxy full of dual enlisted GT troops, we consider Ice Warriors’ judging to be neutral. The only reason PMA/GT are mad about this term is because it’s just something for them to whine about. If they had been declared the victors of those mentioned battles then they wouldn’t be complaining about affiliated judges. This is only being brought up in an attempt to invalidate our victory.
Even if wedid invalidate each of the listed battles though, the People’s Imperial Confederation would still be the winners of the Fall Apart War with a war score of 5-2. So, Golden Troops your argument is invalid anyways.
Instead of facing our army head on and battling us, Golden Troops have put all of their war efforts into whining, complaining, and finding ways out of this war. That is their legacy and how they will be remembered when people think back to The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope. GT/PMA had every opportunity to battle us, schedule invasions, and use allies if necessary but they chose to complain instead; and in the end it was their downfall as an army.
As the Golden Troops flee from the CPAN map, the People’s Imperial Confederation accepts their surrender and claim victory of The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope with a combined war score of 15-2.
The Treaty of Fool’s Gold
Due to the surrender of Golden Troops in The War of Rusting Hope, Golden Troops is sentenced to a force treaty.
1.) The Golden Troops must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement) (wait you already did) 2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops from the beginning of this war on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army. 3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops amidst this war since the declaration on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory. 4.) This treaty will follow Golden Troops regardless of any possible merges, colonizations, name changes, etc. 5.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022 6.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other. 7.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 6.
Force treaties are forced for a reason and we don’t need Golden Troops approval. Unfortunately for Golden Troops, this major loss will follow them wherever they end up. Their surrender is pathetic, laughable and they look like jokes and sore losers. Easy win for us!
On July 30th, 2021 the Imperial Intelligence Alliance declared a state of total war against the Golden Troops and their proxy, Post Malone Army. After strong tensions due to the abrupt end of PIC’s alliance with Golden Troops, our Confederation sought vengeance on behalf of the treachery demonstrated by the Golden Troops. Our army fought valiantly alongside our beloved allies until we commenced a war of our own against the Golden Troops, assuming a position of war against two armies at once. After over a month of constant war, the People’s Imperial Confederation have been declared the victors of the Fall Apart War against Post Malone Army.
Despite losing tremendously throughout the entirety of the war, and no showing to over half the battles: Post Malone Army spent most of their time attempting to find loopholes to avoid this war and their inevitable defeat. CPAN was forced to create new judging rules due to PMA’s constant rejections of judges to avoid battles, Golden Troops began invading PMA territory believing it would change the outcome of the war. Most recently however, Golden Troops invaded their own proxy’s capital and shut down the army believing it would get them out of a PIC force treaty. The People’s Imperial Confederation however takes pride in each of PMA’s attempts to avoid us, using their failed efforts as proof of our strength and diligence. Ultimately, each of their attempts to avoid defeat backfired with CPAN granting a PIC victory with a war score of 10-1, subjecting Post Malone Army to a force treaty.
The Treaty of the Postal Confederation
Due to the successful invasion of the Post Malone Army’s capital, Eastern Shoreline amidst the raging Fall Apart War, as per Club Penguin Army Network war rules the Post Malone Army is sentenced to a force treaty. We understand PMA is shutdown. We have received clarification and permission from CPAN staff to proceed with this force treaty.
1.) The Post Malone Army must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement) 2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Post Malone Army from the beginning of this war on July 30, 2021 to its shutdown are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Post Malone Army are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army. 3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Post Malone Army amidst this war since the declaration on July 30, 2021 are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Post Malone Army are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory. 4.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022 5.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other. 6.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 5. 7.) Kattle must refrain from whining for the duration of the treaty. The term “whining” shall be interpreted by the People’s Imperial Confederation leadership. If broken Kattle is to submit a sincere public apology.
Despite PIC winning this war fair and square, PMA leadership still seems to think a force treaty is optional and can be ignored.
Our war against the Golden Troops will continue, with The Fall Apart War forever serving as a blatant reminder to Golden Troops of their proxy’s complete and total defeat against the People’s Imperial Confederation. As Golden Troops reside with over 20 servers left on the CPAN map, I hope The Fall Apart War truly demonstrates PMA/GT’s absolute disrespect and disregard for war terms and organization rules. There is no room for arrogance when your army can’t max more than five for an invasion: play by the rules or don’t play at all.
Today we logged onto Ascent, CPR to defend our land against the Golden Troops! Due to our enemies not having at least 5 members online (Sad!) , we successfully defended Pine Needles! Everyone did so well and I’m so proud! Thank you so much to everyone who attended!
I hope you’ve all had an amazing Sunday! Earlier today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten for our invasion of GT’s Jack Frost! After yet again another no-show from Golden Troops, we successfully invaded Jack Frost with a max of 18 penguins, officially changing our war score to 10-2! PIC has demonstrated endless amounts of strength and team-work throughout this war and I can’t wait to see what more we accomplish.
In yet another battle of what has been a victorious war for the Confederation, we invaded Post Malone Army’s Foggy Rock with a max of 13 penguins! Post Malone Army no-showed (Again!) because they were intimated by Sidie9’s Golden Troops Legend status and Legoman’s biceps. Get well soon PMA!
The People’s Imperial Confederation officially declares war on Post Malone Army
Just weeks ago after an intense Project: Conquest battle, our alliance with Golden Troops came to an abrupt and conflicting end due to accusations, disagreements, and name calling from their leadership in an alliance group-chat. Due to this: we formally declare war on TheMightyA’s second army, Post Malone Army with full intent of defeating them while establishing our army on the CPAN server map; and once again proving ourselves as a force to be reckoned with. With this, we send our full support to our brother allies the Smart Penguins in their war against the Golden Troops. We plan to assist our allies in any way possible.
This war will be referred to in People’s Imperial Confederation history as The Fall Apart War
This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and Post Malone Army. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
Server transfers are hereby frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.
No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).
All battles will count towards a total war score.
All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes.
All battles must be judged by 3 official judges non-affiliated in any way to either of the armies, otherwise, the invasion/defense will be deemed invalid.
Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat
People’s Imperial Confederation’s Invasion of Walrus (PMA) Monday, August 2nd 5:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM CST, 3:00 PM MST, 2:00 PM PST 9:00 PM GMT, 10:00 PM BST
People’s Imperial Confederation’s Invasion of Deep Snow (PMA) Tuesday, August 3rd 5:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM CST, 3:00 PM MST, 2:00 PM PST 9:00 PM GMT, 10:00 PM BST
A post like this is long overdue considering the Templars have had it out for the People’s Imperial Confederation since the dawn of our third generation, shortly after my promotion to Commander-in-Chief back in January. We certainly can’t forget last year when Templars assaulted our army during a period of recovery while Sidie9 was on leave.
More recently: After a period of intense aggression in February, Templars declared war on our army because Xing was salty I wouldn’t return as leader. (you’d think he would have given up after I ignored months worth of “when are you coming back” DMs but nah he was persistent)
We chose to ignore this war entirely considering PIC was newly revived and we did not want to expose our young troops to their disgusting behavior. However, this came with consequences with both our server and events being raided by TCP members. Along with this, they harassed us and created racist images of our army graphics.
Our feelings of anger towards the Templars and Xing are justified considering many of us here in PIC have been harassed by Xing and his @Squire @Squire @Squire’s (sorry I don’t have room for 50 more pings) in some way shape or form. I wish this was purely political but they have made it personal time and time again, as they do best.
With that said, let me introduce a fun new segment on the PIC website!
✨ Templars Toxic Actions Towards PIC Members: Highlights ✨
As a former leader of Templars, I know more than most that their controversies will never end because no one in power sees an issue with it. An edgy sense of humor can be tolerated by most but Templars leadership have crossed too many lines and too many people have been hurt/wronged as a result of their behaviors. Templars hide behind a façade of religion and “holiness”, but in reality they are the least holy army in all of CPA. No amount of “crusades” and bible verses can justify their treatment towards others.
PIC has worked to maintain peace between ourselves and other armies which is why we have ignored each one of Templars attempts to anger us. However, their recent harassment towards organizations and members of other armies have motivated us to no longer be passive towards their toxicity. After hearing of the war between SWAT and Templars and the common ground we share, we decided as an army to finally speak out.
The People’s Imperial Confederation officially declares support for SWAT in their fight against Templars toxic behaviors. We officially declare Templars anenemy to the Confederationdue to their actions towards us and other members of the community. We formally invite PIC members to assist SWAT in their fight against harassers and bullies.
I joined the CPA community in June 2019 on a complete whim. After a rough couple years of personal issues I was in desperate need of supportive people and a distraction. My first year or so of armies definitely gave me a distraction, but I was far from happy. My insecurities, unhappiness, and trauma were projected out of me as my personality and loving heart completely vanished; I was downright miserable and it was so obvious through my words and actions. I remained like that for months, over a year actually, until I reconnected with my old friends: Jemma, Emma, LuckyLuigi/Supreme, Phoebe, Rowan Alden, RaiRai, Proditor/David, Liam, Maya, Noob, and tons of other amazing people. Before I even knew what was happening they had pushed life back into me, I was myself again. They forgave me for things that definitely didn’t deserve forgiveness and showed me a type of love and friendship I had never experienced before.
Each of them inspires me each day to be the best version of myself; a person full of love, good spirit, and friendship. Together, many of us worked to revive PIC for its third generation where I was given the honor of serving as Commander in Chief of the People’s Imperial Confederation for six incredible months.
After half a year of amazing memories and incredible accomplishments, I will be retiring alongside my boyfriend SupremeP0wer this coming Saturday, June 5: my two year army anniversary.
Leading the People’s Imperial Confederation has been a phenomenal experience that I will never forget. During my time as Commander, our Discord server has grown by over 1,000 members, PIC has achieved maxes of 20+, and together through shared leadership efforts PIC has established itself as a prominent S/M army full of success and amazing members. I have made friendships strong enough to last a lifetime along with enough memories and funny moments to keep my mind entertained for years. Leading PIC has brought out a positive side of me that now permanently resides as a strong point of my personality. I am proud to have served in PIC and I am beyond proud of our high command, moderator team, members and what they have contributed to our army.
I am retiring with full spirits and a strong feeling of accomplishment. I believe I have accomplished everything I was meant to in this community and I am happy with the positive impact I have had on my army and the people I love. Where there is an end there is a new beginning and I am beyond excited to see where life takes me; I have really good feelings about my future, especially my future with Supreme. Despite retiring as leader I intend to remain an active figure in PIC and the CPA community as much as I can.
SupremeP0wer and I hereby promote ThePieLord and Aydoon to the rank of Commander-in-Chief, to lead alongside Phoebe in PIC’s newest chapter of leadership. Their rank takes effect this coming Saturday following our retirement event. I am confident that they will fill our shoes well and lead PIC into new opportunities and accomplishments. The love I have for PIC and its members will remain in my heart as long as I live. PIC members, continue to be strong and spread love as you always do. I love each of you so very much. For the People!
Well, it’s that time and this shall be my final retirement. I’ve accomplished my purpose in this community and it’s time for me to move on with my life. Before that happens, I wanted to express a few things in this letter to you the reader.
You’re never alone: A lot of people I know here likely struggle with mental health problems. I think if you’re anywhere near my age or older you likely have before: This isn’t inherently bad. Resorting to playing a game you enjoyed from your childhood in a time of sadness or discomfort is fine, but please learn how to separate your real life from this stupid kids game that should have died years ago. Never prioritize it over your well being.
Pride is the devil: Never catch yourself with an unhealthy prideful attitude.
That ends the advice I have to give, moving onto a few honorable mentions.
Jemma – thanks for being here throughout it all and never losing hope in me when everyone thought I was a lost cause. It’s because of people like you and a few others that I’m still around today. I appreciate you a lot
Emma– My yellow buddy, you’ve been here to support me since day one of this shit. You and Red were actually the ones who dragged me here and I’ll probably never forgive you two for that… JKJKJK ILY seriously thanks for being a better friend than I could ever ask for.
Phoebe – You’re a smart kid and don’t let anyone look down on you. Fuck them. Never sell yourself less than what you’re worth. I also would like to thank you for sticking by my side through the thick and thin and not abandoning me like many in CPA have.
Attai/Rowan Alden– Miss you buddy. Hope all is well and thanks for simply trying your best to do the right thing at all times. You’re too pure and genuine to be in a place like this. Go focus on your future endeavors and I guarantee you’ll be successful in life.
Last, but certainly not least:
Shallissa – Where do I begin? I honestly can say I haven’t met a more compassionate and caring person. I can say without a doubt that I know you better than anyone else here, so listen loud and clear. You’re pure in heart and beautiful. You care so much about other people, especially these kids in PIC. For the past 5-6 months you have worked tirelessly to make PIC what it is today so they could have an escape. Thanks for being the best co-leader and the best girlfriend I could ask for.
Honorable mentions: POOR RICHARD! Venom Eden Prod Maya (WWCP UK Leader) Walle Cobra Eden Max Cabin Lizzie Slick Sarus Ayan (bring cpam back!!) Pie Aydoon JakeTheBird CoffeeBean Reap RaiRai Goldenwing Cherry Cherry Void Manu Da Best