Hey there penguin! We are the People’s Imperial Confederation! We are a Club Penguin Army established in October of 2019, by Small/Medium Army Legend Sidie9. We are a penguin group dedicated to Club Penguin Private Server meetups, on Club Penguin Journey and CPA: Battleground. Join our Discord for a large community full of Club Penguin guides, mascot tracking, and more!
The iconic Shallissa Memes channel has remained dormant for a long time, with many PIC members and allies mourning its loss. I can’t say I blame them, with Shallissa Memes being an incredible source of PIC entertainment and propaganda
On the first of July, the historic channel was revived, with Shallissa Memes making a full comeback.
Planning to share her favorite memes with the entirety of the PIC community, Shallissa has been hard at work providing the Confederates with entertainment.
Cleansing her channel of disgusting mistakes, Shallissa vowes to restore Shallissa Memes to it’s former glory.
the message has been edited so I won’t be canceled – sha
To celebrate the return of Shallissa Memes, I (Shallissa) decided to reach out to the creator of Shallissa Memes (Shallissa) to ask for her thoughts on the channel’s revival.
Shallissa: Shallissa Memes is such an amazing channel with so many creative and hilarious memes! How do you feel about the channel’s comeback?
Shallissa: I don’t have time for this interview I have to reinstall all of my Sims 4 custom content.
Shallissa Memes is an iconic channel and I hope everyone is prepared for the release of many new memes.
The Sapphire Concordat has dominated the battlefield, securing 7 victories thus far. Leadership from our alliance has made many attempts to schedule battles with Thunder and Krosive that they could actually show up to. We’ve accommodated their timezone as much as possible, scheduling multiple EU invasions in hopes we could have a fair battle.
In total, Dark Vikings has only shown up to 3 of our battles. In spite of our differences, I want to applaud Thunder and Snowflake (DV leaders) for actually showing up and defending your army.
Throughout this war, Krosive has proven to the community that he is all bark no bite. He challenged our Confederation to a war, which is what started this conflict. He insisted he could beat us, he convinced himself he could destroy our army, but in turn his “creation” is the one crumbling at the hands of our alliance.
This war has been victorious so far, but the fight is not done yet. Krosive threatens us saying when he is back his army will be stronger, and that is a complete insult to Dark Vikings’ current leadership. We have no reason to take his threats seriously when he doesn’t take Dark Vikings seriously.
Despite everything, Krosive has yet to lead and has only shown up to one battle. His army has been defeated 7 times, and where has he been? Oh that’s right, he’s either in the bath or with his binoculars at the gym. He insults his current leadership by stating he could do better, yet he abandons his army in their time of need. He bullies his army, abandons them, and expects to bring DV to greatness upon his return.
His refusal to protect Dark Vikings is a worse defeat than any battle they could lose. It has destroyed DV internally they are crumbling from within. Krosive has proven that he has no faith in his army without his presence in its leadership. How anyone in Dark Vikings has respect for him I will never know.
You think you can do better Krosive? Then do it. Instead of talking about how DV will be greater when you’re back leading, start leading now. Your army has dropped to unrecognizable size, you’ve lost 7 battles and a tournament in a little over a week, but the war is far from over. It only ends when you accept defeat. In the mean time, maybe learn to thank and respect Thunder and Snowflake for doing what you’ve failed time and time again to do, lead Dark Vikings.
Your army may have a successful past, but that’s no longer relevant. Dark Vikings is simply a ghost of what it once was, a total disgrace to Clintos007. An army that spews racism, transphobia, and hatred has no place in this community. There is no coming back from what you’ve done.
Beanie, PIC Capital: PIC leadership declares war on Dark Vikings
Krosive announced he will be declaring war on us at the end of June, to spare him from bringing his laptop into another bubble bath, we decided to beat him to it. Don’t worry, we have saved the community from CPA’s first ChatGPT declaration of war.
TheBloodbath Barrage
The Sapphire Concordat – consisting of the People’s Imperial Confederation alongside their brother allies, Special Weapons and Tactics, hereby declares a state of war on the Dark Vikings.
Our history with the Dark Vikings has been short and hostile. Starting with aggression in a group chat last week, PIC’s relationship with DV quickly became hostile.
Not long ago, the Confederation faced off against the Vikings for our third battle of AUSIA Arena: Summer Edition. With PIC maxing 11 and the Dark Vikings maxing 18, we had quite a challenge on our hands. However, we fought courageously with two overtime rooms being announced by judges. In the end, PIC was declared victorious against the Dark Vikings.
Results for PIC vs DV, AUSIA Arena: Summer Edition
Keep in mind that what is about to be detailed in this post is not all that can be written about the Dark Vikings. There is plenty of ammunition to go around. However, to keep everything concise, we have provided several instances of ill behaviour.
Objecting the ruling, Krosive began planning PIC’s downfall in Club Penguin Army Times’ main chat. Harassing many of our leaders, even accusing one of us of pedophilia, his rant became more aggressive in nature. PIC did stoop down to his level and engage in a bit of tomfoolery, however his anger was amusing. His threats became extreme, threatening to raid our server along with declare war on us towards the end of June.
Krosive declaring his intentions for war with PIC.
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In addition to the events that have transpired the past two days, we have other concerns we’d like to address in our declaration.
Dark Vikings is known for harboring SupremeP0wer, also known as Ether. Ether is a notorious doxxer. “Doxxing” is the collection and spreading of another person’s private information without their consent. Ether has consistently doxxed myself as well as others in the Club Penguin Army community. Krosive has adamantly denied this, despite proof being released on multiple occasions. Ether is a current advisor and legend in Dark Vikings. Repeatedly defending Ether by stating “Supreme is cool”, Krosive shows no concern for Ether’s actions, dismissing them on multiple occasions.
SupremeP0wer Doxxing Part 1
SupremeP0wer Doxxing Part 2
SupremeP0wer Doxxing Part 3
SupremeP0wer Doxxing Part 4
Krosive has also made many homophobic and transphobic comments towards our leadership and members. Asking personal questions about Sidie9’s transition, he made an active effort to make harassing comments towards Sidie’s gender identity. Additionally, Krosive and Thunder accused Langly of pedophilia, which is absolutely absurd and unacceptable.
DV leader Krosive questions Sidie9 about “the surgery”, a reference to her identity as a transgender woman.
Krosive foully referencing rape in reference to Lizzie.
DV members falsely claiming that Langly is transgender, referring to her by an offensive slur.
DV leader Thunder insinuating that Lizzie is a pedophile.
PIC beat them once and we will do it again.
Invasion of Supreme’s Gun Collection
Thursday, May 25th, 9AM EST
War Terms
I. Allies and Dual enlists are allowed. II. Any army, other than PIC, SWAT and DV, that join the war on either side, will have to follow the same set of rules. III. All war battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance by sending the battle details in the #battle-judging-requests channel of Club Penguin Army Judges (CPAJ). Failure to do so will invalidate the scheduling. Leaders of the opposing army must be notified in CPAJ. IV. No doxxing, ddosing, botting, discord server raiding, harassment, multilogging, or cheating of any form. V. A withdrawal from this conflict for any reason and in any shape or form (e.g., withdrawing from the war, ghosting battles, etc.) will constitute a forfeit of the war. VI. All CPAB rules apply to each battle. VII. Only one battle for each timezone can be scheduled per day (EX only one EU invasion can be held per day etc) VIII. The losing army in this conflict must accept the treaty terms provided by the winning army.
Cabin was an upstanding member of PIC for a long time, throughout his career in our army he achieved the title of President of the Congress of Soviets, and currently resides on our Hall of Fame as Legend Paragon. Infamous for his recruiting achievements, he worked his way up the ladder to leader. However, tonight has led to some unwelcome revelations about Cabin which explains our recent decline in max sizes.
Tonight we had an event planned with our allies The Army of Club Penguin. We had a good number of reacts so we were expecting a decent turnout for our event. When we began dming our troops to log on, to our surprise we learned that many were preparing to log on for a different event, an event in Cabin’s gaming server.
This sparked an investigation in our leaders chat, where to our surprise and dismay we discovered that Cabin had one of his mods (also a PIC mod) schedule an event in his server at the exact same time as ours. Upon further analysis, we learned that Cabin has hired nearly all of our active staff in his gaming server as moderators, and has been funneling PIC members into his server since early January.
For the sake of our staff and members also affiliated to Cabin’s server, we aren’t going to name drop them here and put them on blast. However, after joining Cabin’s server (before being banned), we counted at least 12 stolen staff members. (If Cabin denies this we will release screenshots) It should also be noted that although Cabin has many active members that are not PIC affiliated, his successes in this server were built substantially off of the backs of PIC and the members he stole into his server.
It should be made clear that Cabin was explicitly using the PIC server to recruit our members into his server following his retirement. This wasn’t an accidental mistake.
It isn’t a secret that PIC has experienced a significant size drop over the past few weeks. We have attempted to hold busy and fun filled weeks full of events, but our activity has seemed to drifted elsewhere. We had no idea where that place was until today. Although we’re happy to know that our size drop hasn’t been entirely our fault, we feel extremely betrayed by Cabin’s actions which can only be described as troopstealing.
We aren’t sure how best to address this moving forward. We don’t want to upset Cabin or pull a Prior Bumble by forcing our members to leave Cabin’s server, and we don’t plan to. We don’t want to harm Cabin or his server or hurt our troops who have fun in his server. Our hands are tied and there isn’t much we can really do. We interrupt this regularly scheduled rant post to compliment Lego’s jawline and biceps. At the very least we wanted to shed light onto this situation to those in the community who have noticed our size drop and have been wondering what happened. We also wanted to express our disappointment to Cabin his actions and how they have impacted his friends and our army.
This situation has been heart-breaking and very stressful for our leadership. Many of us consider Cabin a great friend and we hoped that Cabin would value friendships over members in a gaming server, yet he immediately blocked the entire leadership without explanation. Despite this, we intend to rebuild our numbers but host events less frequently. Our fear is that our efforts will be wasted with any new members eventually being funneled into Cabin’s server as well. We are in a tough spot but we stand strong together as always.
Today we logged on to Marshmallow, Club Penguin Rewritten for our Operation: Hose Mad event. We were accompanied by former PIC leaders Cabin0416 and LEGOMAN and it was so much fun leading with them! This event was so much fun and we definitely proved that PIC is more motivated than ever and ready to take back its rightful place in the top ten next week! Thank you so much to everyone who attended! I can’t wait to see you at our next event!
Water Vikings, I’m not sure where this main character energy you keep projecting onto us is coming from. Nothing about this has ever been about you. The only reason we declared war on you during World War VIII was because we wanted to get involved in the Vengenace Alliance and help defend our allies, going to war with you was the best way to do so. Declaring war on you benefited our army and our alliance so that’s what we did, it’s truly that simple. Despite what you think, we do not hate you and we never have. Stop twisting the narrative that our declaration of war was anything besides wanting to help our allies and be involved in the war.
I find the fact that you have spent months preparing for a war against us absolutely hilarious, I find your propaganda against us even funnier. PIC is not problematic and we haven’t done anything to wrong you besides supporting our allies in a World War against you and your alliance. Any recent aggression you are experiencing from us now is in direct response to your actions and words towards our army. We have been perfectly fine co-existing with you, we have shown no hostility towards you since the war ended. Even throughout the war, we respected your army and leadership because all we wanted was to have fun and compete.
The stupidest part of this entire thing is you literally missed the entire point of Sidie’s post. Since your war plans were leaked, your army has been nothing but hostile and uncharitable towards us. Dino’s post was idiotic and unnecessary and was only published as propaganda to create drama. Dino made thoughtless claims that had no evidence, so Sidie did the same thing in an attempt to show you how stupid your post was. It was a complete meme, but nice try with your statement. Dino, you spent your entire first post making baseless claims and reaching for controversies that didn’t exist. Never in Sidie’s post did she call Dino transphobic, never in Sidie’s post did she call Aaron a misogynist. She was simply returning the same unfounded behavior Dino showed PIC by making far-fetched statements. I know you’re living for the drama and would love to think that Sidie’s post was a genuine attempt to cancel Aaron and Dino, however that is completely false (she would have put much more time into it if she was actually trying to cancel you). If Sidie truly felt Aaronstone hated women you are absolutely correct, she would advocate for his removal from his CPAHQ staff positions. All she did was match your energy and you were too idiotic and full of yourselves to even realize it.
By the way, while I have you here. That last screenshot was actually me.
Your post was humorous though, and calling us out for “running from a war” was ironic, considering Water Vikings transferred every bit of their CPAN territory to the Rebel Penguin Federation back in August during our war against Golden Troops/Post Malone Army, out of fear of PIC declaring war on them (we had no plans to btw). You can continue to hate us and think our actions were cowardly, we don’t care. If anything, I enjoy the fact that our “glorified S/M army” threatens you this much. WV is a Major Army, why don’t you take Aaronstone’s own advice and pick on an army in your own size category.
We’re not interested in war at this time, but if you’re that desperate for conflict and “keeping the community active” I’m sure the Templars are more than willing to meet you on the battlefield. You did encourage Xing to pick on armies in his own size category after all. You may think of us as cowardly, but at least we never wrote a four month long treaty to hide behind. You can continue to write your posts about us but we have nothing more to say to your army.
Also, I just wanna put it out there that ThePieLord, Aydoon2, andMore Espresso Less Depresso (Welp) are literal children (around 13 years old) who are very proud that they ended up in an official army statement. I find their actions to be age appropriate and harmless I’m not gonna shun them for it. They appreciate the shoutout though
Out of everything I’ve read over the past few days, the most damning thing has to be this comment left on our last website post to Water Vikings
Even if a member of Water Vikings did not leave this comment, these are the types of people they have defending their army. Their behavior and belittling attitude towards us has summoned that type of hatred and transphobia. Is that something to be proud of Aaron and Dino? You have never and will never see any behavior like this from a PIC troop towards anyone in your army. And in the off chance you did see that, they’d be dealt with accordingly. You should be beyond disappointed that this comment was left on a post directed towards your army.
I’m not making accusations and I’m not sure who left the comment. Whether it be a Water Vikings troop who left it, a member of their HICOM, or a random community member, it was left in defense of the Water Vikings. They read our post and choose to comment that to Sidie, who likely has never interacted with them or shown them any type of hostility or hatred. What I want to point out to you Water Vikings is that is the type of hatred you have attracted through your posts to us. I know your history, I know of a lot of the people you call friends and have chosen to affiliate with in the past but that comment cannot be ignored. Your posts to us can be brushed off as army drama, but the unnecessary transphobia and toxic attention your posts have gathered cannot be brushed off. If you’d like to continue making posts about us go ahead, but I expect blatant transphobic, toxicity, and any type of behavior like this to be dealt with and spoken out against.
In conclusion, your posts are garbage and lack any substance whatsoever. Thank you for all the attention you’ve given us, our website stats are booming. Keep up the good work WV.
Today, January 7th, marks the one-year anniversary of PIC’s third generation. Spending this past year (most of it) as one of the amazing leaders of PIC has been such an incredible experience and the hard work from our members, staff, and high command has been absolutely incredible. To celebrate the new year and yet another important milestone, we participated in a practice battle against our allies the Army of Club Penguin! Thank you to everyone who attended today!
In celebration of the holiday season, today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten for Operation: Sweater Weather. The new December gift shop catalog features a variety of different holiday sweaters, so each PIC member met at the Iceberg wearing their favorite one! We cozied up into a variety of different formations and performed amazing tactics! Thank you so much to everyone who attended!
Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate! I hope you had an amazing day. Today we gathered on Marshmallow, CPR to invade a free land server on the CPAHQ map. We successfully invaded the server (renamed to Czechoslovakia) with a max of 14 penguins. Thank you to everyone who attended! Have a good night!
Today we logged onto Marshmallow, CPR for our free land invasion on the CPAHQ map! After successfully maxing 15 members, we invaded Covfefe while performing excellent tactics and formations. Thank you so much to everyone who attended!
People's Imperial Confederation of Club Penguin 