[US] – Propeller Parade!

Hey Comrades!

Today we logged on to Ascent, Town for our Propeller Parade! This event was so much fun and a huge success with 14 members in attendance. I’d like to welcome our new recruit MoonDust107 who joined us during our event today! Make sure to tell them how awesome they are. I hope you all have a good rest of your day!

Dear DMT, AfgSky is a PIC veteran who was not in uniform

Room One: Town

Room Two: Game Room

Room Three: Cove

Until Next Time!

PIC Commander-in-Chief and Chairwoman

Your Pullout Game is Weak

Hi! We’re back!

Golden Troops published a post so our leadership took the liberty of summarizing it all for you:
“PIC broke the rules by calling Noka a pedo when he has demonstrated ill behavior towards children in the past and we also admit that we have broken rules so we’re leaving CPAN” – GT Leadership

After experiencing total defeat by the People’s Imperial Confederation in The Fall Apart War; Golden Troops have rage quit CPAN and surrendered all of their land. PIC victory!

In their poorly written post, Golden Troops state that PIC broke CPAN’s Common Terms of Engagement. Let’s look into that.

In order for that tactic (or any of our tactics) to be violating CPAN’s rules involving race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation: Golden Troops/Post Malone Army would need to admit that pedophilia is Will’s race, religion, or sexuality. Considering they’re all in denial and that’s one of the reasons why we are at war, I will assume nothing has changed. Until then however, we didn’t insult Will’s race, religion, gender, disability, or sexual orientation because Golden Troops (and Will) have denied all claims. However, after being the bigger person we haven’t done any tactics related to Will’s actions in over a month which is why GT conveniently blacked out the date in that screenshot. Moving on.

In addition to that claim, Golden Troops state that a good portion of our victorious battles were invalid due to judging terms.

I think we can all agree that the judging terms in our declaration of war were a little too specific and difficult to abide by, we sincerely apologize to every CPAN judge for that. Throughout the entirety of the war CPAN staff has worked hard to respect our terms as much as possible so we could all be judged fairly and have a fair war. PIC were the ones who declared war with those terms though and we were happy with all of the efforts CPAN staff were making to respect our war terms, it wasn’t exactly what we wanted but it was good enough for us. There were only like three non-affiliated judges in the whole organization so it was hard to respect that specific term. Regardless of war terms CPAN is an organization and they have the right to go above war terms that are too hard to accommodate. However, PMA denied judges regardless of affiliation to the point where CPAN had to make rules limiting the amount of judge rejections per battle. It was getting ridiculous and CPAN judges worked ’round the clock to accommodate the needs and wants of both armies. However, Ice Warriors (whose members judged quite a bit of our battles) are allied with both the People’s Imperial Confederation and Golden Troops. Considering PMA was a proxy full of dual enlisted GT troops, we consider Ice Warriors’ judging to be neutral. The only reason PMA/GT are mad about this term is because it’s just something for them to whine about. If they had been declared the victors of those mentioned battles then they wouldn’t be complaining about affiliated judges. This is only being brought up in an attempt to invalidate our victory.

Even if we did invalidate each of the listed battles though, the People’s Imperial Confederation would still be the winners of the Fall Apart War with a war score of 5-2. So, Golden Troops your argument is invalid anyways.

Instead of facing our army head on and battling us, Golden Troops have put all of their war efforts into whining, complaining, and finding ways out of this war. That is their legacy and how they will be remembered when people think back to The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope. GT/PMA had every opportunity to battle us, schedule invasions, and use allies if necessary but they chose to complain instead; and in the end it was their downfall as an army.

As the Golden Troops flee from the CPAN map, the People’s Imperial Confederation accepts their surrender and claim victory of The Fall Apart War and The War of Rusting Hope with a combined war score of 15-2.

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The Treaty of Fool’s Gold

Due to the surrender of Golden Troops in The War of Rusting Hope, Golden Troops is sentenced to a force treaty.

1.) The Golden Troops must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement) (wait you already did)
2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops from the beginning of this war on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army.
3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Golden Troops amidst this war since the declaration on August 19th, 2021 and moving forward are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Golden Troops are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory.
4.) This treaty will follow Golden Troops regardless of any possible merges, colonizations, name changes, etc.
5.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022
6.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other.
7.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 6.

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Force treaties are forced for a reason and we don’t need Golden Troops approval. Unfortunately for Golden Troops, this major loss will follow them wherever they end up. Their surrender is pathetic, laughable and they look like jokes and sore losers. Easy win for us!

For The People!!

Better Now

On July 30th, 2021 the Imperial Intelligence Alliance declared a state of total war against the Golden Troops and their proxy, Post Malone Army. After strong tensions due to the abrupt end of PIC’s alliance with Golden Troops, our Confederation sought vengeance on behalf of the treachery demonstrated by the Golden Troops. Our army fought valiantly alongside our beloved allies until we commenced a war of our own against the Golden Troops, assuming a position of war against two armies at once. After over a month of constant war, the People’s Imperial Confederation have been declared the victors of the Fall Apart War against Post Malone Army.

Despite losing tremendously throughout the entirety of the war, and no showing to over half the battles: Post Malone Army spent most of their time attempting to find loopholes to avoid this war and their inevitable defeat. CPAN was forced to create new judging rules due to PMA’s constant rejections of judges to avoid battles, Golden Troops began invading PMA territory believing it would change the outcome of the war. Most recently however, Golden Troops invaded their own proxy’s capital and shut down the army believing it would get them out of a PIC force treaty. The People’s Imperial Confederation however takes pride in each of PMA’s attempts to avoid us, using their failed efforts as proof of our strength and diligence. Ultimately, each of their attempts to avoid defeat backfired with CPAN granting a PIC victory with a war score of 10-1, subjecting Post Malone Army to a force treaty.

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The Treaty of the Postal Confederation

Due to the successful invasion of the Post Malone Army’s capital, Eastern Shoreline amidst the raging Fall Apart War, as per Club Penguin Army Network war rules the Post Malone Army is sentenced to a force treaty. We understand PMA is shutdown. We have received clarification and permission from CPAN staff to proceed with this force treaty.

1.) The Post Malone Army must admit PUBLICLY to losing the war (either via website post or announcement)
2.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Post Malone Army from the beginning of this war on July 30, 2021 to its shutdown are not able to invade or assist in invasions of any territories possessed the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Post Malone Army are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic victory for the defending army.
3.) Any members who had been enlisted in the Post Malone Army amidst this war since the declaration on July 30, 2021 are not able to defend or assist in defenses of any territories against the People’s Imperial Confederation or any of their allies (Templars, Army of Club Penguin, Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors). If members of the Post Malone Army are seen present within these invasions, it will be considered an automatic People’s Imperial Confederation victory.
4.) This treaty ends on January 20, 2022
5.) As the victorious army, the People’s Imperial Confederation will determine if any of the above terms are broken, and if actions are deemed to be against the treaty both armies shall resume this state of war against each other.
6.) Any attempts at finding loopholes will not be tolerated. If it is determined that a term has been deliberately avoided the treaty shall be broken as well, refer to the consequences laid out in Clause 5.
7.) Kattle must refrain from whining for the duration of the treaty. The term “whining” shall be interpreted by the People’s Imperial Confederation leadership. If broken Kattle is to submit a sincere public apology.

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Despite PIC winning this war fair and square, PMA leadership still seems to think a force treaty is optional and can be ignored.

And to think they called PIC sore losers

Our war against the Golden Troops will continue, with The Fall Apart War forever serving as a blatant reminder to Golden Troops of their proxy’s complete and total defeat against the People’s Imperial Confederation. As Golden Troops reside with over 20 servers left on the CPAN map, I hope The Fall Apart War truly demonstrates PMA/GT’s absolute disrespect and disregard for war terms and organization rules. There is no room for arrogance when your army can’t max more than five for an invasion: play by the rules or don’t play at all.

Until Next Time! (There will be a next time)

Defense of Pine Needles [SUCCESS!]

Hey Comrades!

Today we logged onto Ascent, CPR to defend our land against the Golden Troops! Due to our enemies not having at least 5 members online (Sad!) , we successfully defended Pine Needles! Everyone did so well and I’m so proud! Thank you so much to everyone who attended!

Max 14

Until Next Time!

Chairwoman
Legend
Commander-in-Chief

Invasion of Jack Frost: Success

Hey People’s Imperial Confederation!

I hope you’ve all had an amazing Sunday! Earlier today we logged onto Club Penguin Rewritten for our invasion of GT’s Jack Frost! After yet again another no-show from Golden Troops, we successfully invaded Jack Frost with a max of 18 penguins, officially changing our war score to 10-2! PIC has demonstrated endless amounts of strength and team-work throughout this war and I can’t wait to see what more we accomplish.

Max 18
Starting Room: Iceberg

First and Only Room: Inside Mine

Until Next Time!

Chairwoman & Commander-in-Chief

PIC Invasion of PMA’s Foggy Rock [SUCCESS]

Hello Comrades!

In yet another battle of what has been a victorious war for the Confederation, we invaded Post Malone Army’s Foggy Rock with a max of 13 penguins! Post Malone Army no-showed (Again!) because they were intimated by Sidie9’s Golden Troops Legend status and Legoman’s biceps. Get well soon PMA!

Shoutout to Legoman for capturing our stunning victory with this incredible photo (it was the only one).

Until Next Time!

PIC Chairwoman and Commander-in-Chief

Used To Have Friends Now I Got Enemies: Declaration of War on Post Malone Army

The People’s Imperial Confederation officially
declares war on Post Malone Army

Just weeks ago after an intense Project: Conquest battle, our alliance with Golden Troops came to an abrupt and conflicting end due to accusations, disagreements, and name calling from their leadership in an alliance group-chat. Due to this: we formally declare war on TheMightyA’s second army, Post Malone Army with full intent of defeating them while establishing our army on the CPAN server map; and once again proving ourselves as a force to be reckoned with. With this, we send our full support to our brother allies the Smart Penguins in their war against the Golden Troops. We plan to assist our allies in any way possible.

This war will be referred to in People’s Imperial Confederation history as The Fall Apart War

War Terms:

  • This is a head-on war between the People’s Imperial Confederation and Post Malone Army. Third-party armies are prohibited from invading or declaring war on PIC until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
  • Server transfers are hereby frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from third-party armies until such time that this war may be deemed to be concluded either by treaty or submission.
  • The usage of allies is allowed. However, no merges or acquisition of colonies may happen until the war concludes.
  • No Doxxing, DDoSing, excessive harassment, multilogging, botting, or any other form of cheating.
  • All battles must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance in which the opposing army leaders must be notified (24 hours in advance).
  • All battles will count towards a total war score.
  • All battles must be held on the Club Penguin Rewritten Private Server, in the interest of safety purposes.
  • All battles must be judged by 3 official judges non-affiliated in any way to either of the armies, otherwise, the invasion/defense will be deemed invalid.
  • Any violation of the terms above will result in an automatic defeat

Invasions:

People’s Imperial Confederation’s Invasion of Walrus (PMA)
Monday, August 2nd
5:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM CST, 3:00 PM MST, 2:00 PM PST
9:00 PM GMT, 10:00 PM BST

People’s Imperial Confederation’s Invasion of Deep Snow (PMA)
Tuesday, August 3rd
5:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM CST, 3:00 PM MST, 2:00 PM PST
9:00 PM GMT, 10:00 PM BST

Signed,



Shallissa and SupremeP0wer’s Retirement

Hello PIC members or anyone else reading!

I joined the CPA community in June 2019 on a complete whim. After a rough couple years of personal issues I was in desperate need of supportive people and a distraction. My first year or so of armies definitely gave me a distraction, but I was far from happy. My insecurities, unhappiness, and trauma were projected out of me as my personality and loving heart completely vanished; I was downright miserable and it was so obvious through my words and actions. I remained like that for months, over a year actually, until I reconnected with my old friends: Jemma, Emma, LuckyLuigi/Supreme, Phoebe, Rowan Alden, RaiRai, Proditor/David, Liam, Maya, Noob, and tons of other amazing people. Before I even knew what was happening they had pushed life back into me, I was myself again. They forgave me for things that definitely didn’t deserve forgiveness and showed me a type of love and friendship I had never experienced before.

Each of them inspires me each day to be the best version of myself; a person full of love, good spirit, and friendship. Together, many of us worked to revive PIC for its third generation where I was given the honor of serving as Commander in Chief of the People’s Imperial Confederation for six incredible months.

After half a year of amazing memories and incredible accomplishments, I will be retiring alongside my boyfriend SupremeP0wer this coming Saturday, June 5: my two year army anniversary.

Leading the People’s Imperial Confederation has been a phenomenal experience that I will never forget. During my time as Commander, our Discord server has grown by over 1,000 members, PIC has achieved maxes of 20+, and together through shared leadership efforts PIC has established itself as a prominent S/M army full of success and amazing members. I have made friendships strong enough to last a lifetime along with enough memories and funny moments to keep my mind entertained for years. Leading PIC has brought out a positive side of me that now permanently resides as a strong point of my personality. I am proud to have served in PIC and I am beyond proud of our high command, moderator team, members and what they have contributed to our army. 

Supreme throwing a snowball at my face

I am retiring with full spirits and a strong feeling of accomplishment. I believe I have accomplished everything I was meant to in this community and I am happy with the positive impact I have had on my army and the people I love. Where there is an end there is a new beginning and I am beyond excited to see where life takes me; I have really good feelings about my future, especially my future with Supreme. Despite retiring as leader I intend to remain an active figure in PIC and the CPA community as much as I can.

SupremeP0wer and I hereby promote ThePieLord and Aydoon to the rank of Commander-in-Chief, to lead alongside Phoebe in PIC’s newest chapter of leadership. Their rank takes effect this coming Saturday following our retirement event. I am confident that they will fill our shoes well and lead PIC into new opportunities and accomplishments. The love I have for PIC and its members will remain in my heart as long as I live. PIC members, continue to be strong and spread love as you always do. I love each of you so very much. For the People!

me and the homies ❤

SupremeP0wer’s Letter

Well, it’s that time and this shall be my final retirement. I’ve accomplished my purpose in this community and it’s time for me to move on with my life. Before that happens, I wanted to express a few things in this letter to you the reader.

You’re never alone: A lot of people I know here likely struggle with mental health problems. I think if you’re anywhere near my age or older you likely have before: This isn’t inherently bad. Resorting to playing a game you enjoyed from your childhood in a time of sadness or discomfort is fine, but please learn how to separate your real life from this stupid kids game that should have died years ago. Never prioritize it over your well being.

Pride is the devil: Never catch yourself with an unhealthy prideful attitude.

That ends the advice I have to give, moving onto a few honorable mentions.

Jemma – thanks for being here throughout it all and never losing hope in me when everyone thought I was a lost cause. It’s because of people like you and a few others that I’m still around today. I appreciate you a lot

Emma– My yellow buddy, you’ve been here to support me since day one of this shit. You and Red were actually the ones who dragged me here and I’ll probably never forgive you two for that… JKJKJK ILY seriously thanks for being a better friend than I could ever ask for.

Phoebe – You’re a smart kid and don’t let anyone look down on you. Fuck them. Never sell yourself less than what you’re worth. I also would like to thank you for sticking by my side through the thick and thin and not abandoning me like many in CPA have.

Attai/Rowan Alden– Miss you buddy. Hope all is well and thanks for simply trying your best to do the right thing at all times. You’re too pure and genuine to be in a place like this. Go focus on your future endeavors and I guarantee you’ll be successful in life.

Last, but certainly not least:

Shallissa – Where do I begin? I honestly can say I haven’t met a more compassionate and caring person. I can say without a doubt that I know you better than anyone else here, so listen loud and clear. You’re pure in heart and beautiful. You care so much about other people, especially these kids in PIC. For the past 5-6 months you have worked tirelessly to make PIC what it is today so they could have an escape. Thanks for being the best co-leader and the best girlfriend I could ask for.

Honorable mentions:
POOR RICHARD!
Venom
Eden
Prod
Maya (WWCP UK Leader)
Walle
Cobra
Eden
Max
Cabin
Lizzie
Slick
Sarus
Ayan (bring cpam back!!)
Pie
Aydoon
JakeTheBird
CoffeeBean
Reap
RaiRai
Goldenwing
Cherry Cherry
Void
Manu
Da Best


Until Next Time!

PIC Legend and Former Commander-in-Chief

PIC Legend and Former Commander-in-Chief

PIC’s Defense of Beanie Against Sidie’s Rangers

Good Evening Comrades!

Tonight, in an exhilarating battle the People’s Imperial Confederation successfully defended Beanie against Sidie’s Rangers with a strong max of 16 Confederates.

Confederate soldiers stormed the Mine Interior ready to take on the deranged Camperjohn64 and settle this Toboggan-Outback border dispute once and for all. Weeks worth of tensions were ready to fought out on the battle field as our special operations team prepared to remove the tyrant Camperjohn64 from power.

Confederate Soldiers awaiting the arrival of Camperjohn64 and Sidie’s Rangers

When we entered the Mine Interior we did not see Camperjohn64, we did not see Sidie’s Rangers. We were bamboozled.

But where was Camperjohn64 you may ask? We sent our special operations team to find out the answer to that very important question. Warning: The answer may shock you.

Camperjohn64 doing Karate with Russian Dictator Vladimir Putin in Moscow, Russia

Camperjohn64, the People’s Imperial Confederation implores you to face us head on in combat and settle this dispute once and for all, like real soldiers. Unless of course, you want to admit your long-time fear of the People’s Imperial Confederation and forfeit your claim of the Outback territory.


The People’s Imperial Confederation’s next moves are based entirely off of the compliance of Camperjohn64
Until Next Time? The choice is yours Camperjohn64

Putting a Stop to the Radical Camperjohn64

It has come to the attention of the People’s Imperial Confederation leadership that our colony, Sidie’s Rangers, has declared war. Sidie’s Rangers has participated in an abundant spread of misinformation alongside their Russian counterparts, in hopes of spreading enough deception to turn our beloved troops against us. We determined this, combined with an array of other offenses, to be an unforgivable crime against the peaceful democracy of the Club Penguin community. As a result of Sidie’s Rangers horrendous acts of treason against the People’s Imperial Confederation, we officially counter-declare war. As this post continues we will expose detailed accounts of the terror we have suffered through the past weeks.

1.) Camperjohn64’s Assault on Democracy

When PIC soldiers had heard that Camperjohn64 the bully had awoken from a 9 year coma after a horrendous moped accident, we were apprehensive. It wasn’t until Camperjohn64 had approached PIC leadership in hopes of colonization that we began to feel safe and at ease. To show Sidie’s Rangers our gracious love and support, we even sent Camperjohn64 a complimentary fruit basket, full of Beanie’s native fruits:

The gift basket was sent to Camperjohn64’s golf resort, located just miles from Camperjohn64 Campgrounds.

Our feelings of peace and joy were short lived: only one day after the colonization became official, the ultra-radical, fascism-worshipping Camperjohn64 began organizing strategic raids on our beloved Capitol Hill.

Sidie’s Rangers ambush of Capitol Hill

We were absolutely appalled by Camperjohn64’s sudden aggression towards our peaceful and legal election. Implying that we, the People’s Imperial Confederation, would steal an election from our very own members proves how deranged and radical Camperjohn64 has become. Aggression from Sidie’s Rangers increased over the next week as tensions between our armies climbed. 

Sidie’s Rangers Attack on DNC Headquarters

The twisted Camperjohn64 had gone too far during the raid of our DNC headquarters. Sidie’s Rangers marched onto the doors of our sacred headquarters and demanded to see emails that never existed. Instead of Sidie’s Rangers focusing on rumored emails, they should be demanding Camperjohn64’s recent Beanie Coin tax return. The release of this important document will prove to the world once and for all that Camperjohn64 is a thief and perpetrator of treachery

2.) Camperjohn64’s Relationship with Russia

Weeks ago, skilled confederate spies reported sightings of Camperjohn64 walking the beaches of Outback with Russian Dictator Vladimīr Putin! Before you scream “FAKE NEWS”, take a look at this photo our team was able to get ahold of! 

Camperjohn64 Walking the Beaches of Outback with Putin

Camperjohn64’s lawyer, Lord Pain, denies any and all claims of collusion with Russia, but certainly this photo proves otherwise! The question must be asked: what was Camperjohn64 conversing about with Putin? Why doesn’t Putin have an ice cream cone? Until those urgent and important questions are answered, we refuse to back down and will fight until Sidie’s Rangers’ bitter end.

3.) Camperjohn64’s Treatment of PIC Troops at the Border

Outback is a Confederate colony, therefore PIC leadership began sending our troops, scouts, and citizens to live a life there full of comfort and prosperity. Camperjohn64 met our troops with hostility, hatred, and hardness in heart; claiming that “these illegal and undocumented immigrants” weren’t welcome in the state of Outback. Ironically enough: the state of Outback was given to us by the great and holy Nancy Pelosi, and is our territory that we allowed Sidie’s Rangers to rule. We are absolutely horrified with a photo released by Confederate spies, of a PIC troop locked away in one of Camperjohn64’s inhumane holding facilities.

PIC Troop Locked Away in Outback Holding Facilities

This is a call for justice! On this night, the 30th of May, the People’s Imperial Confederation declare Sidie’s Rangers a terrorist nation; one that must be conquered at all costs. From starving our crying troops at the border, to trying to abolish our democratic system: PIC Leadership demands that Camperjohn64 be imprisoned for the international war crimes committed against the CPA nation. These crimes cannot go unpunished and the People’s Imperial Confederation will not stop until we receive justice! Camperjohn64 is a dangerous con-artist and everyone must be warned! 

Our fight will continue until our demands are met and we receive free health care for all Club Penguin citizens; including an increase of 75% tax on the top one percent. We also require an increase of minimum wage to 15 Beanie Coins per hour to all Outback residents! 

Most importantly, this war will not end until the Beanie-Toboggan Border Wall is torn down, burned, and a peace treaty is signed.

Confederates, WHO WILL JOIN US? 

Signed:

Commander-in-Chief

Commander-in-Chief

Commander-in-Chief