Tonight, in an exhilarating battle the People’s Imperial Confederation successfully defended Beanie against Sidie’s Rangers with a strong max of 16 Confederates.
Confederate soldiers stormed the Mine Interior ready to take on the deranged Camperjohn64 and settle this Toboggan-Outback border dispute once and for all. Weeks worth of tensions were ready to fought out on the battle field as our special operations team prepared to remove the tyrant Camperjohn64 from power.
When we entered the Mine Interior we did not see Camperjohn64, we did not see Sidie’s Rangers. We were bamboozled.
But where was Camperjohn64 you may ask? We sent our special operations team to find out the answer to that very important question. Warning: The answer may shock you.
Camperjohn64, the People’s Imperial Confederation implores you to face us head on in combat and settle this dispute once and for all, like real soldiers. Unless of course, you want to admit your long-time fear of the People’s Imperial Confederation and forfeit your claim of the Outback territory.
The People’s Imperial Confederation’s next moves are based entirely off of the compliance of Camperjohn64 Until Next Time? The choice is yours Camperjohn64
It has come to the attention of the People’s Imperial Confederation leadership that our colony, Sidie’s Rangers, has declared war. Sidie’s Rangers has participated in an abundant spread of misinformation alongside their Russian counterparts, in hopes of spreading enough deception to turn our beloved troops against us. We determined this, combined with an array of other offenses, to be an unforgivable crime against the peaceful democracy of the Club Penguin community. As a result of Sidie’s Rangers horrendous acts of treason against the People’s Imperial Confederation, we officially counter-declare war. As this post continues we will expose detailed accounts of the terror we have suffered through the past weeks.
1.) Camperjohn64’s Assault on Democracy
When PIC soldiers had heard that Camperjohn64 the bully had awoken from a 9 year coma after a horrendous moped accident, we were apprehensive. It wasn’t until Camperjohn64 had approached PIC leadership in hopes of colonization that we began to feel safe and at ease. To show Sidie’s Rangers our gracious love and support, we even sent Camperjohn64 a complimentary fruit basket, full of Beanie’s native fruits:
Our feelings of peace and joy were short lived: only one day after the colonization became official, the ultra-radical, fascism-worshipping Camperjohn64 began organizing strategic raids on our beloved Capitol Hill.
We were absolutely appalled by Camperjohn64’s sudden aggression towards our peaceful and legal election. Implying that we, the People’s Imperial Confederation, would steal an election from our very own members proves how deranged and radical Camperjohn64 has become. Aggression from Sidie’s Rangers increased over the next week as tensions between our armies climbed.
The twisted Camperjohn64 had gone too far during the raid of our DNC headquarters. Sidie’s Rangers marched onto the doors of our sacred headquarters and demanded to see emails that never existed. Instead of Sidie’s Rangers focusing on rumored emails, they should be demanding Camperjohn64’s recent Beanie Coin tax return. The release of this important document will prove to the world once and for all that Camperjohn64 is a thief and perpetrator of treachery!
2.) Camperjohn64’s Relationship with Russia
Weeks ago, skilled confederate spies reported sightings of Camperjohn64 walking the beaches of Outback with Russian Dictator Vladimīr Putin! Before you scream “FAKE NEWS”, take a look at this photo our team was able to get ahold of!
Camperjohn64’s lawyer, Lord Pain, denies any and all claims of collusion with Russia, but certainly this photo proves otherwise! The question must be asked: what was Camperjohn64 conversing about with Putin?Why doesn’t Putin have an ice cream cone? Until those urgent and important questions are answered, we refuse to back down and will fight until Sidie’s Rangers’ bitter end.
3.) Camperjohn64’s Treatment of PIC Troops at the Border
Outback is a Confederate colony, therefore PIC leadership began sending our troops, scouts, and citizens to live a life there full of comfort and prosperity. Camperjohn64 met our troops with hostility, hatred, and hardness in heart; claiming that “these illegal and undocumented immigrants” weren’t welcome in the state of Outback. Ironically enough: the state of Outback wasgiven to us by the great and holy Nancy Pelosi, and is our territory that we allowed Sidie’s Rangers to rule. We are absolutely horrified with a photo released by Confederate spies, of a PIC troop locked away in one of Camperjohn64’s inhumane holding facilities.
This is a call for justice! On this night, the 30th of May, the People’s Imperial Confederation declare Sidie’s Rangers a terrorist nation; one that must be conquered at all costs. From starving our crying troops at the border, to trying to abolish our democratic system: PIC Leadership demands that Camperjohn64 be imprisoned for the international war crimes committed against the CPA nation. These crimes cannot go unpunished and the People’s Imperial Confederation will not stop until we receive justice! Camperjohn64 is a dangerous con-artist and everyone must be warned!
Our fight will continue until our demands are met and we receive free health care for all Club Penguin citizens; including an increase of 75% tax on the top one percent. We also require an increase of minimum wage to 15 Beanie Coins per hour to all Outback residents!
Most importantly, this war will not end until the Beanie-Toboggan Border Wall is torn down, burned, and a peace treaty is signed.
Today we logged onto CPR with our kites for our kite flying event! Operation Kite Flight was a huge success with 15 members in attendance! I hope that everyone who attended had a wonderful time and I hope you have a great rest of your day! I love you all!
Earlier this morning PIC members logged on to celebrate Kommissar Maya’s birthday! We had a super fun fashion show in her igloo and we showed off our cute outfits! 15 PIC members attended to wish Maya a very happy birthday! We love you so much Maya and we hope you had an incredible day full of joy and celebration.
Today was PIC Legend, and Former Leader Emma’s birthday! To celebrate we logged onto CPR for a super special birthday event! 13 PIC members logged on to celebrate Emma’s special day and wish her a very happy birthday! Emma, we hope your day has been as amazing as you are! We love you so much!
Earlier this week we logged onto CPR to check out the Mountain Climbing event and the new items associated with it! With a max of 13 members we had so much fun climbing the mountain and doing tactics during this event! I hope you all have a great weekend!
Today we celebrated Kommandant JakeTheBird’s birthday by logging onto CPR for some fun tactics and a party! 18 PIC members logged on to celebrate our friends special day! Jake, we hope you had an amazing day today! Your friendship and presence in our army is valued so much and we appreciate all that you do for us. You’re such a good person and I hope all your birthday wishes come true!
Today we concluded RainbowRampage with an incredible battle with SWAT! We greeted SWAT with a max of 18 and some insanely fast tactics and formations that put up a huge fight against them. We all were outstanding today and I am so proud! Our RainbowRampageChampion along with our Best Dressed and Giveaway winners will be announced shortly. Thank you so much to everyone who participated this week! Have an amazing weekend!
Earlier this week we celebrated our Pink Day, in honor of RainbowRampage! We gathered at the Docks dressed beak to flipper in our pinkest attire while we practiced some speed tactics and formations. This event was a pink success with 14 members in attendance! Thank you to all who came!
Welcome back to Day 2 of RainbowRampage! Today, our color theme wasGreen! We dressed in our greeniest outfits and gathered at the Beach and performed some fun warmup tactics. As the event continued, 17 PIC members competed through their tactic skills to be crowned Best Dressed and RainbowRampageChampion. This by far was one of my favorite PIC events: with so many of our troops engaged and performing amazingly while they carried out orders of creative tactics and formations. It has been so awesome to see the excitement and bright colors while we celebrate this weeks fun themed events. Thank you all for making this event and week so amazing!