People's Imperial Confederation of Club Penguin

I am writing again; alas I cannot stop myself.

After today’s AUSIA, I felt a need inside of me to write this post. I feel that what is known as ‘Peak PIC Humor’ should be shared amongst every troop so they can relate. Hence why I am writing about the Significance of Memes in the People’s Imperial Confederation.

Since it’s opening in 2019, one of PIC’s main strengths has been it’s meme output. Here at PIC, we like to generally have a laugh and joke around. Nowadays, we still do (no surprise there). I have already posted about one specific meme, Emo Mikey, he will be mentioned amongst this post as well. First, I’d like to direct your attention to a meme that has been relevant since 2020. Holy Rock.

‘Holy Rock’

Holy Rock, as I’ve mentioned, has been around since 2020. PIC troops would gather around said rock and praise it. Holy Rock has been very significant for PIC, it is widely regarded as the reason that ‘Peak PIC Humor’ exists today. Recently, Holy Rock has made a shock return.

Holy Rock 2020:

Holy Rock 2023:

‘Langly is Bald’

The next meme is very significant, ‘Langly is Bald’ has been at the height of PIC humor for the longest of times. The meme stems once again from 2020, when Langly ‘removed her hair’ during an event and went bald. This meme has resulted in many tactics and many memories. The phrase has also been rephrased to ‘Langy is Bald’.

‘Emo Mikey’

I have already explained the origins of Emo Mikey. He first appeared in the PIC discord server in 2021 and is now the unofficial mascot and a favourite with the troops. He is seen as a ‘sigma male’ and has ‘unlimited rizz’ in the world. His sigma mindset allows him to be at the height of PIC.

‘Pissq’

No image for this one, but ‘Pissq’ was a meme that began in 2021 by a user named kid, who claimed he ‘liked pissq’. The message became well-known in the PIC community and an emote was made.

‘Ran’

Ran is a fictional character that was first sent in PIC in the year 2021 by Langly. Although he somewhat isn’t a meme, he is a very honourable mention here.

‘Mountain Dew’

No image here either, but ‘Mountain Dew’ became a meme in the army in around 2021 by Cabin. It even won an award for ‘Best Meme’ in the Sidie’s that year.

‘Charles Entertainment Cheese’

This meme stems from 2021/2020, one of the earliest memes in PIC. It also stems back from a youtube video which I will kindly link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNLgmdMto1A.

‘Ferd likes Piss’

I am inducting this into the PIC humor. This meme was started in 2023 by Langly, and from a variety of messages sent on Club Penguin Army Battleground.

Honourable mentions include the varying amount of times I have been misgendered in the PIC main chat, Philip the Handsome, and those ‘Lizzie is Burning’ memes. ❤

For the People! Langly.

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Hello Confederates! Today I am going to be indulging in PIC Lore, a famous face in the Confederation; Emo Mikey.

Emo Mikey is a loved figure in the community, he is endorsed by all PIC HCOM and is used at various times. Emo Mikey was first introduced into the army in 2021, the first mention of Emo Mikey was in a message sent by Langly, which reads “emo mikey grind never stops”. He has since then been an influential part of PIC.

Where did Emo Mikey come from? You may be one of the many asking that question. Emo Mikey is a character in the manga ‘Tokyo Revengers’, you may also be aware of a certain other character called ‘Ran’, who has also popped up in the Confederation. Ran comes from the same manga.

Emo Mikey was first pushed to publicity by Langly and Moshi, who used him to get troops to log on. He is now a much loved figure of the PIC community and now even has a commemorative sticker & emoji. What do you think of Emo Mikey? And here’s the important question; should Ran be given a commemorative sticker & emoji?

For the people! Langly.

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Greetings Confederates,

It is not usual for promotions to be announced with a post on our website. I, however, have taken it upon myself to do so on this occasion.

The People’s Imperial Confederation is a grand community with a wonderful team. Our fourth generation has been a great success as of now with activity returning to our server once more. It has been difficult for much of the leadership and higher command to maintain activity due to school and other commitments. We have prospered despite this. Our success would not have been possible without the addition of Ferdthebird1.

Ferd joined our team through an application alongside Spinister to join our team. He has done his absolute best in recruitment, achieving the Top Recruiter medal early into his tenure. Filled with motivation and vigour, Ferd has helped in leading events alongside myself consistently as demonstrated during the February Forte and March Madness tournaments. Serving as a great role model and dominant figure in our army, it is only right to recognise his efforts.

On behalf of the Congress of Soviets and PIC leadership, I hereby promote Ferdthebird1 to Commander-in-Chief. Furthermore, as the First Secretary of Congress I bestow upon him the Medal of Valor for his leadership efforts during February Forte and March Madness.

Be sure to congratulate Ferd on this achievement, for it is well deserved. I, as well as the rest of the leadership, look forward to working with him in continuing and improving the prosperity of the fourth generation.

Until next time,

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Greetings PIC!

We logged on today for the February Forte, a tournament organised by Club Penguin Army Times (CPAT). Facing the Warlords of Kosmos, we logged onto Warzone expecting a fair fight to be remembered. Now I’ll be remembering it for the wrong reasons.

Warlords of Kosmos fought amazingly and I thank them for the wonderful battle. There is an issue that needs to be addressed, however. During the lead-up to the battle the PIC leadership has had completely mixed signals on the allowance of the usage of allies in battle. 16 hours before the battle I had Bscharbach2, the head of CPAT, in my direct messages telling me PIC could not bring allies in our battle with WOK today. This is a standard rule in most army tournaments so I shrugged it off as a formality. The rules of the tournament also stated allies were not allowed.

In the meantime, our second-in-command Ferdthebird1 (also an official at CPAT) told us that allies are allowed, stating that Bschar and him would need to discuss the issue at a later time. This confused myself and the leadership, as the two highest members of CPAT were at odds and didn’t determine beforehand whether or not the usage of allies in the tournament was allowed. Our ally, the Army of Club Penguin, asked Bscharbach before the battle whether or not he could bring ACP troops to attend for us, to which the answer was no.

I appreciate WOK for the battle and they performed exceptionally today. However, CPAT’s indecisiveness ultimately led to an incredibly flawed battle. I have no idea how this battle even reached overtime. We did amazingly with our tactics and speed, I am very proud of you all. I however question the judgement of the judges, who let this go to overtime despite WOK’s dominance.

I also thank Ferd and Bschar for organising this tournament as I have not seen a small/medium tournament held in quite some time. In spite of this, the February Forte tournament has been poorly organised with a lack of communication. Had I been given clear instructions of the usage of allies I’d have called as many ACP troops as I could. I only allowed Mchappy to attend for us once it was clear that allies were being used for the battle. I implore CPAT to develop a cohesive communicatory structure. This was an embarrassment.

Thank you to all the PIC troops who came, you did phenomenally. Extra thanks to Ferd who led much of the battle exceedingly well. Once again, thank you to WOK and I wish them the best of luck in facing DV in the finals. I’ll see you all another time.

Max Size: 10

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Until next time!

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Greetings PIC

Today, the AUSIA Division of the People’s Imperial Confederation logged on in CPA Battleground in the server Battleground to train for our upcoming battle against Warlords of Kosmos in the Semi-Finals of the February Forte tournament scheduled for Sunday. We begin gathering members and warming up for the event in the Town, and proceeded to the Stadium, where we did some fabulous tactics, and finally moved onto the Snow Forts for the conclusion of the event. We reached a maximum of 15 penguins online and successfully accomplished our goal, thanks to all our allies & visitors who showed up to support us in the event. Shoutout to SIDIE, Ferd and Kurumi for leading!

Maximum Size: 15

Warmup Room: Town

Room 1: Stadium

Room 2: Snow Forts

Thanks to those who managed to grab these amazing pictures from the event!

Thanks for attending, make sure to react in #⭐┃ff-semi-final if you can attend! See you in the next event!

Spinister

Dowódca (4ic)

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It’s been a while to our viewers. First and foremost, welcome back comrades! we took a little break but we’re coming back with new faces introduced into our leadership! Today, we logged on after a 1 month hiatus to play Skribbl.io! It was very fun, new faces even showed up today as well.

Thanks to all that came! – Max 5

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Cabin was an upstanding member of PIC for a long time, throughout his career in our army he achieved the title of President of the Congress of Soviets, and currently resides on our Hall of Fame as Legend Paragon. Infamous for his recruiting achievements, he worked his way up the ladder to leader. However, tonight has led to some unwelcome revelations about Cabin which explains our recent decline in max sizes.

Tonight we had an event planned with our allies The Army of Club Penguin. We had a good number of reacts so we were expecting a decent turnout for our event. When we began dming our troops to log on, to our surprise we learned that many were preparing to log on for a different event, an event in Cabin’s gaming server.

This sparked an investigation in our leaders chat, where to our surprise and dismay we discovered that Cabin had one of his mods (also a PIC mod) schedule an event in his server at the exact same time as ours. Upon further analysis, we learned that Cabin has hired nearly all of our active staff in his gaming server as moderators, and has been funneling PIC members into his server since early January.

For the sake of our staff and members also affiliated to Cabin’s server, we aren’t going to name drop them here and put them on blast. However, after joining Cabin’s server (before being banned), we counted at least 12 stolen staff members. (If Cabin denies this we will release screenshots) It should also be noted that although Cabin has many active members that are not PIC affiliated, his successes in this server were built substantially off of the backs of PIC and the members he stole into his server.

It should be made clear that Cabin was explicitly using the PIC server to recruit our members into his server following his retirement. This wasn’t an accidental mistake.

It isn’t a secret that PIC has experienced a significant size drop over the past few weeks. We have attempted to hold busy and fun filled weeks full of events, but our activity has seemed to drifted elsewhere. We had no idea where that place was until today. Although we’re happy to know that our size drop hasn’t been entirely our fault, we feel extremely betrayed by Cabin’s actions which can only be described as troopstealing.

We aren’t sure how best to address this moving forward. We don’t want to upset Cabin or pull a Prior Bumble by forcing our members to leave Cabin’s server, and we don’t plan to. We don’t want to harm Cabin or his server or hurt our troops who have fun in his server. Our hands are tied and there isn’t much we can really do. We interrupt this regularly scheduled rant post to compliment Lego’s jawline and biceps. At the very least we wanted to shed light onto this situation to those in the community who have noticed our size drop and have been wondering what happened. We also wanted to express our disappointment to Cabin his actions and how they have impacted his friends and our army.

This situation has been heart-breaking and very stressful for our leadership. Many of us consider Cabin a great friend and we hoped that Cabin would value friendships over members in a gaming server, yet he immediately blocked the entire leadership without explanation. Despite this, we intend to rebuild our numbers but host events less frequently. Our fear is that our efforts will be wasted with any new members eventually being funneled into Cabin’s server as well. We are in a tough spot but we stand strong together as always.

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